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Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies
 

• I learned that if the house bạn are living in tells bạn to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a dao, con dao is chasing bạn around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, bạn idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never chẻ, phân chia, split up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall tường and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

when bạn feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and bạn Mất tích the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and bạn find bạn always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if bạn turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if bạn need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and bạn will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each ngày that bạn cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...