"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what bạn will tell me today " đã đưa ý kiến the man .
"Alright but bạn will not like what i tell bạn .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " đã đưa ý kiến the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if bạn want hear thêm . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps tiếp theo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy bạn another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This ngày is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police đã đưa ý kiến that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in giường with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, bạn hiển thị up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps tiếp theo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy bạn another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This ngày is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police đã đưa ý kiến that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in giường with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, bạn hiển thị up and drink my poison."
