Real Ninja Turtles

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink bạn have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes bởi boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If bạn accidentally write...

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten yêu thích Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games bởi Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If bạn have a Pogo account, bạn can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* bởi Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! bạn can download different flashcard sets simply bởi searching for a topic hoặc bạn can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) phim chiếu rạp bởi Flixter with...

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

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There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear màu hồng, hồng hoặc EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there Những người bạn were girly girls anyways the một giây thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak hoặc stupid hoặc dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...