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My name is Angela, and I'm in tình yêu with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are bạn doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. bạn see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I tình yêu You:

1) The way bạn stand bởi my side


2) The times bạn make sure nothing will harm me


3) How bạn always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, bạn take the pain away with a joke


5) How bạn always look deep into my eyes


6) How bạn can make my tim, trái tim melt with your soft lips


7) The way bạn hold my hand so tight


8) The way bạn never let my hands go


8) How bạn always watch out for me


9) They way bạn make sure I have everything I need


10) How bạn always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When bạn buy me things out of the blue


12) How bạn say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then bạn can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bia gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least yêu thích teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your Những người bạn and go to the mall hoặc something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your giường listening to every song on it.
9: Look up ngẫu nhiên people in your yearbook and if bạn know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are bạn from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when bạn fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Mất tích my number, can I have yours
-if bạn were a booger I'd pick bạn first
-help the homeless...take me trang chủ with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do bạn have a map? Because I keep getting Mất tích in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of bạn because of taking notes in class.

Have bạn ever got a little blister hoặc callus because of nghề viết văn too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure hoặc rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the đàn ghi ta, guitar hoặc even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So bạn have some calluses and bạn want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

bạn can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with chanh for 10 phút and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams hoặc hạnh nhân oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and bạn will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If bạn Want to work for people ....Make your tim, trái tim the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If bạn want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As bạn are the creator of your life, similarly bạn are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for bạn
*always forget what bạn did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when bạn have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely thêm intelligent than bạn really are. I have picked out some of her các sở thích to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended bởi the T- áo sơ mi slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the áo sơ mi isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five năm old boy wearing a áo sơ mi that đã đưa ý kiến "Girls Have Cooties" hoặc "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female hoặc male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have bạn ever seen a T.V. hiển thị where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't Lời khuyên anyone,so bạn don't carry their sins.

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Two bạn can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

*****

The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

*****

A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! bạn threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! bạn only wish bạn could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont bạn fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an con voi I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." đã đưa ý kiến my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on hoặc off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to hiển thị the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of bạn just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your cặp, vali, cặp tài liệu hoặc purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed các bức ảnh of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." đã đưa ý kiến an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other ngôi sao accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot thêm at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are thêm than the choices that bạn make. bạn are thêm than the many hearts you’ll break. bạn are thêm than your dreams that don’t come true. bạn are thêm than whatever people think of you.
You are thêm than the things that bạn say. bạn are thêm than the places that bạn stay. bạn are thêm than the things that bạn do. bạn are thêm than I could ever think of you.
You are so much thêm than what bạn think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make bạn someone new. bạn are more. bạn are worth it. bạn are so much greater than bạn think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A siêu thị had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some thêm trays and have them ready for bạn bởi the time bạn finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."