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1.    When a stranger helps me pick up something I accidentally dropped
2.    When the DJ plays a song I requested
3.    Reading my old diaries/journals
4.    Hearing good results from the dentist
5.    Coming trang chủ after being away for a while
6.    The fresh feeling after I wash my face
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1. Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if bạn get a free ngày with one of the staff if bạn make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a mô tả to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if bạn get to keep the pizza, bánh pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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Ok today i'm going to tell bạn a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give bạn the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win hoặc lose fight its one of those that bạn hate.
Cheral:Do bạn have that one girl that bạn don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. How do bạn sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. bạn keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to bạn keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.