LoL-So True!

1. Dial a ngẫu nhiên number and confuse the person who các câu trả lời bởi saying things like;
"Why did bạn call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ngẫu nhiên statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ngẫu nhiên bài viết like this.

4. At walmart hoặc somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, hoặc a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off bạn aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so bạn aren't the one stressed on birth control , bạn do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 phút tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell bạn at what giờ to be trang chủ when bạn in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than trang chủ as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten to impress the guy bạn like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what bạn want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its thêm important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Những người bạn heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she đã đưa ý kiến thanks...