HE SINGLE 8D

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a vòng tròn that had its two sides gently compressed bởi a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

I don’t know what makes bạn so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told bạn to be yourself simply couldn’t have được trao bạn worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t bạn have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let bạn mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are bạn always this stupid hoặc are bạn making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like bạn before – but I had to pay an admission.

If bạn took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d tình yêu to help bạn out…now, which way did bạn come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome nguồn of entertainment that's basically Japanese hoạt hình often inspired bởi manga, hoặc Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost tình yêu every one I see. And this danh sách is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers bạn know.
12.Strangers bạn don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to xóa above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him bạn met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do bạn listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him bởi his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your yêu thích guy[If bạn hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson hoặc some who bạn like ALLOT!]

9. Come trang chủ saying bạn found your true...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are thêm likely to become serial killers.

Everything bạn see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are thêm likely to dream when bạn are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If bạn tear off paper from bottles, bạn are sexually...

There used to be a đường phố, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then bạn can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bia gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket hoặc áo, áo khoác if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

In a pub câu hỏi kiểm tra the other ngày I Mất tích bởi one point. The câu hỏi was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other các câu hỏi was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that táo, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing cửa hàng that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some máy bay ném bom jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

Ghetto Names

Mostly được ưa chuộng with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming thêm common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us bởi our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bàn and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid hoặc a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If bạn keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a danh sách of "pros" and "cons" to help bạn better understand why you're seeking tình yêu hoặc acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things bạn can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite hiển thị of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest hoạt hình in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my yêu thích show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

Sense we all tình yêu the movies, and I was được trao the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique danh sách for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his thêm serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic bức ảnh of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...