Keith Harkin

(This bài viết is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how bạn want to be "Miku-Chan" when bạn get older.

4. On hàng đầu, đầu trang of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If bạn have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that bạn think they're Tom Cruise hoặc Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie ngôi sao in question).
Ask the guy tiếp theo to bạn to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person tiếp theo to you, "Are bạn in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, bạn have a very irate home,' she đã đưa ý kiến governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that bạn have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair bởi leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while bạn were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while bạn were talking

6. Had people tell bạn that bạn are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell bạn that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush bởi your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...