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Shadmai Aww... so cute!!!

loveme_lol i know right CUTE

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain bạn understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help bạn concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, bạn can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help bạn concentrate. If your friend shows bạn his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can bạn believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how bạn respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee thêm than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My tim, trái tim skips a beat
When bạn walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with bạn until the end

I give my tim, trái tim and my soul to you
To make bạn see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant bạn see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope bạn are getting use to this hiển thị cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did bạn say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope bạn enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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please forgive my sins bởi Musiclover456

posted by Musiclover456

please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the câu hỏi
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the câu hỏi to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the tim, trái tim feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased

that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
bởi the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.

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The Mất tích city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat tiếp theo to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what bạn tìm kiếm LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who các bình luận and says bad things about my Những người bạn (no matter if they are boys hoặc girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to hiển thị his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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chanh PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what bạn are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. chanh Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple nước ép, nước trái cây

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add chanh Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water hoặc ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated sữa in the largest máy trộn bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in máy trộn until stiff peaks form.

Now bạn are half way there.

tiếp theo add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD

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A Cynic's Dictionary

posted by shomill

respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand bạn and and bạn and them both would be much happer if bạn weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened bởi a lifetime of emotional bondage

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a người hâm mộ of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I tình yêu and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of bạn for the rest of my life :)

I tình yêu bạn all! Have a beautiful, wonderful ngày :D

-LOL!-

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In response to sapherequeen's question- twilight đường dẫn in the ngẫu nhiên spot

posted by jedigal1990

okay i decided to do this to prove to all bạn twilight những người đang yêu who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's câu hỏi asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So bạn know i didn't include anything about the war between those who tình yêu and those who hate twilight hoặc anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the câu hỏi i am responding to

picks
link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link...

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mysterious tình yêu chapter 4

posted by lilred96

mysterious tình yêu

-chapter four-

He đã đưa ý kiến "Hello June" in a com voice...my tim, trái tim melted bởi the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I đã đưa ý kiến "Hi mathew" I could here the classic đàn piano playing a soft tình yêu song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I đã đưa ý kiến "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he đã đưa ý kiến "What class are bạn headed too?"
"Reading" I đã đưa ý kiến
He put his hands in his pockets...

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A danh sách of Sites bạn Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that bạn probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add thêm to the danh sách when I find thêm sites I think bạn should probably avoid. So if anyone sends bạn đường dẫn to the following sites, bạn have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad bởi the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS bạn ARE A SICKO I ADVISE bạn NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as bạn are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let bạn see us cry, unless we want bạn to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if bạn are interested. But we will later deny it hoặc make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot hoặc sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for bạn (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if bạn don't like what we wear...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys tình yêu flirts.
3. A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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cool backgrounds

added by 27-5

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The TOTALLY MASSIVE danh sách of Hero and Villain Names

posted by demon_wolf

A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
động vật không răng, armadillo, cingulata
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
nhồng, barracuda, cá nhồng
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black chim ưng (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black chó sói, sói
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.

7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...