Angry Birds

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. bạn can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the giáng sinh cây in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their thực phẩm can enjoy the arcade with some giáng sinh spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a ngôi sao though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open bởi themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call bạn Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until bạn hear the penny bạn dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious bởi now"

"Do what bạn want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want bạn to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, bạn moron."

"You're...so manly "means" bạn need a shave and bạn sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all bạn ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...