bạn are already late, and your key is missing, bạn wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 phút cách đây bạn were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now bạn are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, bạn wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
bạn are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, bạn wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that bạn cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, bạn wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage bạn realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, bạn wish there was an valuation period' hoặc atleast a 'sample download' hoặc a 'demo version'!
One ngày bạn realize that bạn are turning bald, bạn wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 phút cách đây bạn were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now bạn are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, bạn wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
bạn are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, bạn wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that bạn cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, bạn wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage bạn realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, bạn wish there was an valuation period' hoặc atleast a 'sample download' hoặc a 'demo version'!
One ngày bạn realize that bạn are turning bald, bạn wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR bạn INCASE bạn GET PULLED OVER bởi A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE bạn CAN SUFFER bởi SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER hoặc ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can bạn hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't bạn the guy from the Village People?
Hey, bạn must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are bạn Andy hoặc Barney?
I thought bạn had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do bạn know why bạn pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can bạn hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't bạn the guy from the Village People?
Hey, bạn must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are bạn Andy hoặc Barney?
I thought bạn had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do bạn know why bạn pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
