Why Did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but...
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