LOL!!! XD

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if bạn don't look like a movie ngôi sao because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because bạn tình yêu to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much thực phẩm in one ngày you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If bạn want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then bạn throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if bạn don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone bạn may never see again hoặc someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do bạn want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if bạn actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but bạn say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving bạn now after bạn keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

xin chào so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if bạn didnt see the trước đó 2 parts bạn have a button under the bài viết 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most được ưa chuộng wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do bạn get when bạn vượt qua, cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do bạn get when bạn vượt qua, cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" bạn promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ bạn were bởi my side.
When I was scared‚ bạn felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ bạn were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ bạn were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful âm nhạc reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...