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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as bạn are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let bạn see us cry, unless we want bạn to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if bạn are interested. But we will later deny it hoặc make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot hoặc sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for bạn (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if bạn don't like what we wear...

1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys tình yêu flirts.
3. A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
động vật không răng, armadillo, cingulata
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
nhồng, barracuda, cá nhồng
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black chim ưng (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black chó sói, sói
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...

41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.

7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 phút stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a tình yêu scene, reach over in front of bạn and cover a ngẫu nhiên person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your ghế, chỗ ngồi and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person tiếp theo to bạn and say, “you never know”....

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that bạn were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes bạn can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One ngày you'll ask me, "which is thêm important to you, me hoặc your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing bạn are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your tình yêu does NOT work for that person,...

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If bạn can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If bạn can't see Chuck Norris bạn may be only giây away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

hàng đầu, đầu trang 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time bạn wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say bạn don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your cặp, vali, cặp tài liệu hoặc handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the tường without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him hoặc her to call bạn Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was giáng sinh Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute thuyền hanging on the giáng sinh cây and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at giáng sinh time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

1. If using a touch-tone, press ngẫu nhiên numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...