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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the năm 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a tường caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for bạn – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced bởi hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here are some pretty amazing facts that bạn probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only động vật capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could bạn add?
posted by karpach_13
JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of trái cam, màu da cam nước ép, nước trái cây on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. di chuyển "Caution: Wet...
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posted by karpach_13
Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that bạn have to go to the bathroom. Wait a một phút hoặc so and tell everyone that bạn feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if bạn are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....
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posted by awesomebrowny
There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One ngày brother Billy saw sister Lily's bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who lấy trộm, đánh cắp brother Joe's bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle he closed the door and đã đưa ý kiến "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...
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