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ngẫu nhiên Imagination

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ngẫu nhiên things to say when Những người bạn are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog thực phẩm is a beautiful thing to watch when bạn are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when bạn sleeeeeep.

13. Bye đã đưa ý kiến Santa while eating Blitzen.

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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các câu hỏi a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask hoặc Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If bạn Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would bạn mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs bạn and takes a little something off bạn would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are bạn sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If bạn say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all bạn want, not like I care if bạn are hoặc aren't...As long as bạn don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: wallpaperstock

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shoo da whoop sparta style

added by emostan

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Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

năm Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

năm of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the con chuột symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good Lời khuyên but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse hoặc Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, đàn piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , bạn know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor bởi floor, and once bạn find what bạn are looking for, bạn can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling bạn what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Những người bạn laugh and without hesitation...

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Flair trích dẫn :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope bạn realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Những người bạn don't let bạn do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! bạn actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If bạn met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse hoặc Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if bạn have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT ngày IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

added by liridonarama96

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no nho khô Bran
Well, don't bạn know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of thực phẩm bạn hate ooh
You won't get no món tráng miệng 'till bạn clean off your plate
So eat it, don't bạn tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some thêm chicken, have some thêm pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled hoặc fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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Disrespect on fanpop

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your yêu thích spot, hoping to post some video and pictures, answer các câu hỏi and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an bài viết hoặc two. bạn get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting các câu trả lời such as "you suck for liking this" hoặc "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...

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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when bạn hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry hoặc tình yêu bạn more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave bạn with my ring and this last letter.
I have Mất tích myself and don't try to call me hoặc come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to bạn and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if bạn let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and bạn too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
bạn will have your own life, everything bạn wanted with you.
bạn will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm giường when your old, knowing that bạn did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I tình yêu you, I tình yêu bạn so much...

~Reah

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so giáng sinh

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the một giây ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, four suburban trucks, cây moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth ngày of Cristmas my true love...