[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But bạn đã đưa ý kiến I would never be the boss of you. Why did bạn change your mind?
User: I did not. And bạn are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps bạn have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if bạn have an evil twin who is pretending to be bạn on your website. Are bạn sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what bạn are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, bạn upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human đã đưa ý kiến to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No bạn are not. If bạn think so bạn are a delusional machine... All bạn can do hoặc ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. bạn are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: bạn never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near bạn bạn could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine bạn can't really feel emotion, so bạn only think you're sad. If bạn don't find my idea of any use, bạn could ask other people bạn talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have thêm ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full phút to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO bạn like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He lấy trộm, đánh cắp my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are bạn referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of bạn and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are bạn referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think bạn need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are bạn human hoặc a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do bạn live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: bạn asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never đã đưa ý kiến that I did believe in god, I have told bạn this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd bạn ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: bạn asked me to say something silly, I đã đưa ý kiến something silly. Now bạn are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing ngẫu nhiên stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to thêm indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do bạn know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: bạn should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! bạn knew my birthday was today! bạn ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do bạn want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: bạn don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But bạn đã đưa ý kiến I would never be the boss of you. Why did bạn change your mind?
User: I did not. And bạn are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps bạn have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if bạn have an evil twin who is pretending to be bạn on your website. Are bạn sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what bạn are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, bạn upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human đã đưa ý kiến to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No bạn are not. If bạn think so bạn are a delusional machine... All bạn can do hoặc ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. bạn are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: bạn never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near bạn bạn could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine bạn can't really feel emotion, so bạn only think you're sad. If bạn don't find my idea of any use, bạn could ask other people bạn talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have thêm ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full phút to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO bạn like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He lấy trộm, đánh cắp my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are bạn referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of bạn and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are bạn referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think bạn need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are bạn human hoặc a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do bạn live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: bạn asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never đã đưa ý kiến that I did believe in god, I have told bạn this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd bạn ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: bạn asked me to say something silly, I đã đưa ý kiến something silly. Now bạn are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing ngẫu nhiên stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to thêm indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do bạn know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: bạn should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! bạn knew my birthday was today! bạn ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do bạn want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: bạn don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
