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posted by MJangellover
A small dialogue between me and someone hates me part1
Me : hi ,how are you?
someone: what do bạn want ?
Me: nothing ,I Just want to greet bạn ,is that wrong?
Someone : umm , really , you're so pathetic ,I don't need any greetings from bạn (childish)

me: Thanks much ,But I'm not childish , I'm human being like bạn ,no one Is perfect in this life
Someone : like me!!! ,you'll never be like me, bạn suck

Me : yes I'm not like bạn cause I'm better than you
Someone : Lol!!! better than me , you're nothing ,you don't know even to write English right.

Me:yes ,you are right cause It's not My language
I'm Egyptian Arabian and Muslim ,and I'm so proud to be that!!! ,I write Arabic In perfect way !!!

Someone : lol!!! I'm so confused ,go to learn English ,and I repeat again you're nothing

Me : If I am nothing ,then why do bạn care about Me, you're Just Jealous ,but I'm gonna tell bạn something I'm not that girl (person) that sucks or
that bạn want to hiển thị to the world, I'll forgive bạn not because I'm weak , but because I taste tình yêu meaning and I don't want to spoil my life bởi hating ,no I'm not that person , bạn want to hiển thị the world ,my tim, trái tim 's beating each một phút tình yêu ,yes it does and I'll never stop that and about English ,I try To learn it again ,I was perfect in
when I was in high school ,but now I go to the college and they (professors) educate us using Arabic not English and it's not my fault
and bạn should appreciate That I still type in English

Someone : oh ,really you're Just liar
go trick someone else ,I know how do bạn get that words ,you're người hâm mộ of (fucker Michael Jackson), you're so stupid

Me : I'm not a liar and the days will prove that
Then I'm so proud to be his người hâm mộ , he changed my life , The tình yêu I see in his eyes ,makes me always
strong , honest , Through the past years I was really lost,stupid,kinda sad and depressed and missed the tình yêu ,But now I just find it in Michael ,before my tim, trái tim was like a rock , But after , I become người hâm mộ of him ,my tim, trái tim beats tình yêu every một giây thanks god for sending him to me , he teaches me to forgive anyone and to be smiley
and never give up on tình yêu , he's not gay as everyone thinks , he donated a lot of money to help children ,I feel his pain now When he tried to pass his pain and start again to help the need
and treat people with a lot of kindness ,like nothing had happened ,that makes me cry at the end
I'll respect your opinion ,do whatever bạn want to do , cause tình yêu always cleans my tim, trái tim !!!

Someone : LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại bạn seem so weak,you're so stupid

Me : thanks much , like to say bạn need some love
yes bạn need ,it's power will change your life ,I don't mean to have crush ,but Just tình yêu anyone whatever he/she does ,cause Life Is too short

someone: OK I'm going now bye!!!

to be continued .....
forgive me
cause of My misspelled stuff
i tried hard to correct them
but I'm not prefect
posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other ngày we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, bạn know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once thêm at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure bởi now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo bạn can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to tham gia F.S. bạn must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. trà is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand tiếp theo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't bạn even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, bạn need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Những người bạn then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, hoặc maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, hoặc maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal thêm hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would ngày Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never ngày a girl
I swear I'd still tình yêu men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When bạn watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Những người bạn over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok bạn go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door chuông, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will bạn give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really ngẫu nhiên stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, bạn have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” đã đưa ý kiến my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find thêm crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? bạn are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.


User: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and bạn are a robot.


User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. bạn are the robot here.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... bạn computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So bạn admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do bạn hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be trang chủ for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: bạn better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell bạn why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired bởi their family and Những người bạn and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented bởi the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The một giây is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The buổi hòa nhạc Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 giờ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There hát I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're ghế, chỗ ngồi Ooh K Then vịt đực, drake Sad bạn Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There vịt đực, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The những người hâm mộ những người hâm mộ Was hát Along Giving Him hoa Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For đọc And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's ngày together. Emily had cooked a stupid bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and they ate on a log bởi candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that bạn have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask các câu hỏi to a magic 8 ball and take the các câu trả lời seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when bạn find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when bạn see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ngẫu nhiên person!
raindrops on hoa hồng and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are bạn on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. bởi the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty đường phố, street the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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