*again from the internet not my own**
1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.
3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are thêm women than men, it pays to recycle.
4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5.Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6.Men tình yêu to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7.All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my cái gối, gối instead of a gun.
8.A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9.All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the tim, trái tim of even General Schwartzkopf.
10.Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11.Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and thêm depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy
12.Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping tiếp theo to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13.Women take clothing much thêm seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrased. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14.Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.
15.If a man prepares bữa tối, bữa ăn tối for bạn and the rau xà lách, salad contains three hoặc thêm types of lettuce, he is serious.
16.If you're dating a man who bạn think might be "Mr. Right" because he
◦got older,
◦got a new job, hoặc
◦visited a psychiatrist,
bạn are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17.No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18.When four hoặc thêm men get together, they talk about sports.
19.When four hoặc thêm women get together, they talk about men.
20.Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.
21.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
22.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
23.Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
24.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see bạn again" might sound like a challenge. If bạn want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I tình yêu you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
25.Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
26.Male menopause is a lot thêm fun than female menopause. With female menopause bạn gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- bạn get to ngày young girls and drive motorcycles.
27.Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.
3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are thêm women than men, it pays to recycle.
4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5.Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6.Men tình yêu to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7.All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my cái gối, gối instead of a gun.
8.A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9.All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear into the tim, trái tim of even General Schwartzkopf.
10.Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11.Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and thêm depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and nerdy
12.Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping tiếp theo to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13.Women take clothing much thêm seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrased. Get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14.Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door.
15.If a man prepares bữa tối, bữa ăn tối for bạn and the rau xà lách, salad contains three hoặc thêm types of lettuce, he is serious.
16.If you're dating a man who bạn think might be "Mr. Right" because he
◦got older,
◦got a new job, hoặc
◦visited a psychiatrist,
bạn are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17.No man is charming all the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18.When four hoặc thêm men get together, they talk about sports.
19.When four hoặc thêm women get together, they talk about men.
20.Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice voluntarily.
21.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
22.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
23.Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
24.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see bạn again" might sound like a challenge. If bạn want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I tình yêu you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
25.Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
26.Male menopause is a lot thêm fun than female menopause. With female menopause bạn gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause -- bạn get to ngày young girls and drive motorcycles.
27.Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.
You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint cửa hàng Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.
Create your banner template
Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG
The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when bạn add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use tiếp theo time.
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You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint cửa hàng Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.
Create your banner template
Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG
The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when bạn add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use tiếp theo time.
Or bạn can...
