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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on hoặc off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to hiển thị the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of bạn just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your cặp, vali, cặp tài liệu hoặc purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open bởi themselves.

12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call bạn Admiral.

14.Censored bởi your son.

15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until bạn hear the penny bạn dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.

16.Do Tai Chi exercises.

17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!

18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!

19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20.Meow occassionally.

21.Bet the other passengers bạn can fit a quarter in your nose.

22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!

23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24.Sing Mary had a little cừu, thịt cừu while continually pushing buttons.

25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.

26.Walk on with a mát, máy làm mát that says human head on the side.

27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and di chuyển to the far corner of the elevator.

28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

29.Leave a box between the doors.

30.Ask each passenger getting on if bạn can push the button for them.

31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

32.Start a sing-along.

33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?

34.Play the harmonica.

35.Shadow box.

36.Say Ding! at each floor.

37.Lean against the button panel.

38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.

39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

41.Bring a chair along.

42.Take a bite of a sandwich, bánh sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

43.Blow spit bubbles.

44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a thêm suitable host body.

46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!

50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

Announce to the person stood tiếp theo to bạn "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"

52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do bạn think will happen?"

53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault bạn killed your family. It was SATAN, damm bạn SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.

54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"

55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to tham gia bạn in afternoon tea

56) Break wind and blame it on the person tiếp theo to you

57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. bạn get in, get your paper out and sit and relax

58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"

59) Have sex with your imaginary friend

60) Say bạn have just won the lottery and bạn are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you

61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"

62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them bạn need the money to feed your ten starving children back trang chủ in Estonia

63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope bạn will live to do it again!"

64) Perform a striptease

65) Act surprised when it starts to di chuyển and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever

67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.

68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of táo, apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"

69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.

70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"

71) Suggest to the other passengers that bạn all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor

72)Paint the walls of the lift.

73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will bạn be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.

74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"

75) Get back to nature - go in naked

76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"

77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"

78) Serve trà and coffee

79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont

80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.

81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too

82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right

83) As bạn are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that bạn will never forget them.

84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50

85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"

86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if bạn are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency

87) Yodel

88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"

89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.

90) Ask the others "Do bạn mind if I do my Eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.

91) Try breakdancing

92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person tiếp theo to bạn "you lookin' at me?"

93) Challenge the guy stood tiếp theo to bạn to a "thumb war".

94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.

95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do bạn wanna try this one?"

96) Dress up in a long, black áo choàng with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."

97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die bạn bastard, die DIIEEE!"

98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.

102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.

103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 giây later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.

104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.

105) Release cockroaches and rats hoặc doves.

106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

107) Point a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.

108) Blast out some heavy metal âm nhạc (Rammstein hoặc Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.

109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are bạn trying to say i cant do my job?!'

110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

I found this online :P
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave bạn hanging. I think my tiêu đề is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's đã đưa ý kiến that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way hoặc another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!

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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
posted by KatiiCullen94
SHILOH!" ok so now bạn know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave bạn chills and made bạn gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so bạn shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell bạn know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound thêm scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...
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posted by sapherequeen
 KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many những người hâm mộ I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 songs I tình yêu from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the ngẫu nhiên club....

Well, I'm gonna start.


1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how bạn chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what bạn feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what bạn do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i tình yêu the way bạn know
who bạn are and to me it's exciting
when bạn know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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Note: The tác giả of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my yêu thích scenes

I sat on my giường on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that bạn hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a Supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....
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Thanksgiving is my yêu thích holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, bạn get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are bạn ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the loại kèn hai ống, trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky hoặc disgusting, like melted Sô cô la hoặc a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand hoặc went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The ngôi sao Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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posted by sapherequeen
 Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of bạn and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my yêu thích fictional characters :,(
Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my thông tin các nhân page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks cách đây this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...
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Mysterious love
-chapter three-


Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher đã đưa ý kiến "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...
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posted by patrisha727
cần tây has negative calories. It takes thêm calories to eat a piece of cần tây than the cần tây has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to nuốt, nhạn the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes đắng, cay đắng things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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posted by Dan_07
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I don't know what anything means...
Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can bạn fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit tiếp theo to bạn because bạn invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the mui xe down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. hoặc maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five phút of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as bạn got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of ngẫu nhiên Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will hiển thị thêm affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when bạn interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when bạn interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if bạn still have a girlfriend do bạn know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep bạn up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Sô cô la cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are thêm than this. bạn are bliss. bạn are thêm than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are thêm than this. bạn are bliss. bạn are thêm than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely ngẫu nhiên poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Công chúa tóc xù hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm nghề viết văn now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to bạn about stuff he likes
2.always see what bạn have in common (if bạn do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW bạn FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS bạn OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask các câu hỏi about him like his yêu thích color, his yêu thích movie hoặc his yêu thích t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your yêu thích clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your yêu thích phim chiếu rạp and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank bạn for đọc i hope this helps :)