ngẫu nhiên Article: FAIL Boyfriend

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posted by zanesaaomgfan

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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: bạn want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do bạn tình yêu me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have bạn ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are bạn asking me?
She: Will bạn Kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will bạn ever hit me?
He: Are bạn crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...

LOL

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Gothheart13 SO FUNNY LOL I WAS GEUSSING SO FUNNAY IM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT IM CRYING

teamsalvatore98 LMAO

MiizLadiDiime Looooool dat is just awesomeeeeee

Crazy_NarutoKid LOL! when i was reading it top to bottom i was like awww thats sweet but,when i read it bottom i was rofl XD

bloodynight12 lol

ana_tai_tadase LOL xD

maxygirlforever Nice! xD ~Dana~ ^^

xoPixie-Popxo Oh my god! At first when I was reading it, I thought "how is this funny? This is sweet!" But then it said, "Bottom to top" lol that took me a while! I liked this one: She: Will you ever hit me? He: Everytime I get the chance! XD

Dorito23 hahahaha thats good

Sheetal1256 Good one!:D

vampirequeen001 OMG.

Rennerocks Lmao

ivoryphills Awesome!

emo_princess lmao!

flabaloobalah thats sooooo weird!

tokidoki123 LOL win

thisperson1212 OMG

superyaoiluver real conversation i had w/ my boyfriend.... five days later i realized he was really joking..... XD

Abi-Fox classic comady

Fanpup10101 lol :DD

wolfgirl1217 Ohhhhhhh i totaly get it, lol thts smart

HARMONYforever WIN!:D

mandali amazing! XD

Surfer_Girl_16 hehehe hahahah omg lmafo rotf lol

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Cereal Guy :D

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Confused cat

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Chocolates

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typical morning

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ngẫu nhiên stuff on my computer?

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She Clearly Has A Strong Career Path Planned Out

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Some Things That I Think About

posted by spongefan612

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Here are some things I want to talk about. It's sort of like a diary, but one that people can read because other people may have gone through these things too. I may sware, but that is because I'm trying to make a F***ing point.

First of all, I'm overweight and whatever I do it looks stupid because I'm fat. I mean, when I'm happy, I expect that I look like an idiot in whatever motions I make. My life is a Youtube Poop with 100,000,000, views. It's annoying to think that I can never look cool when doing something. Also, it seems like these days EVERY girl I see is skinny (not anorexic) but skinny...

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20 things to do when bored

posted by Feathershine

1. Call 911 and say someone got hit bởi a car, then tell the a ngẫu nhiên address
2. Write a short story on a magical wizard named Harry
3. Get some eggs, open a window and throw them at people walking by
4. Go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and wait till they open it. When they open it start crying and say "I'm sorry for your loss"
5. Run up to ngẫu nhiên people and give them a hug
6. Jump, and try to catch the clouds
7. Roam around the neighborhood and direct cars
8. Run in circles and if someone asks bạn what your doing say "I'm running about! What are bạn doing?!"
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ngẫu nhiên Things That ARE True

posted by taismo723

ngẫu nhiên Things That ARE True

1) fanpop is fun!

2)My brothers are the sons of the devil

3) Gerbils can be scary.

4) My cat is orange

5) My other cat is black

6) I've eaten a purple taco before. Not thực phẩm colored..

7) Mr. Warburton is my uncle (He created Codename: Kids tiếp theo Door)

8) I live in Phoenix, Arizona where it's very hot.

9) I like GoldFish.

10) I'm bored.........

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65 bumper stickers

posted by jessicamc26

hàng đầu, đầu trang BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.2. Practice an toàn, két an toàn Sex, Go Screw Yourself.3. If bạn Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?5. If bạn Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe bạn Could Drive A Little Better.8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.9. Thank bạn For Pot Smoking.10. To All bạn Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.11. If At First bạn Don't Succeed...
blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.12. Impotence:...

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~Too much water can kill!~

posted by nessienjake

Too Much Water?
Is it true that drinking too much water can kill you?

Yes, but not easily. It may be hard to believe, but bạn can actually die from water intoxication. How much water do bạn need to drink to overdose on it? Well, it's not the amount so much as what you're doing and how fast bạn drink it. Most at risk are athletes who drink large amounts of water as they complete marathons hoặc other extreme sporting events. Most endurance athletes need anywhere from eight to sixteen ounces per hour, but too much thêm than that can be dangerous, causing seizures and death. What happens is the large...

So Damn Peeved....

posted by 16falloutboy

Ok, I've read an bài viết where a female teacher raped her male student, who was a teenager, he was 16 I believe? But anyway, and many các bình luận stated where, "Oh it's alright for a women to rape a man because he likes sex." and many other comments. When I saw these, I got really pissed. Women are treated badly in life and they're being treated like they can't do anything wrong. Gender doesn't matter, rape is rape. I'm pretty sure a young man with no experience, wouldn't like a grown women raping them. The boy's mind would be traumatized...why do people think a women can do what she wants? So...

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The Dream(based on a true story)

posted by slenderman777

I Always liked the Mario creepypastas. they were good and might i add not that creepy....that all changed when.... i had the dream...so i went to giường i woke up and first thing. everyone was dead. my brothers. my sisters. my parents. Những người bạn .random other people all dead. then out of no where Mario came out of nowhere. he started to say something. he said."survive my deadly maze and bạn will live but fail and bạn will die" i then was in a maze. walking what seemed like hours of no point of ending.at this point i was scared out of my mine.just then Mario Came at me and đã đưa ý kiến "you failed my maze therefore bạn must be dead" it was at this point i woke up Screaming. i was back in the real world. the end