Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to bạn as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say bạn understand when bạn don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. bạn don’t have PMS; don’t act like bạn know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get bạn off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get bạn off the hook.
7. If bạn talk about having a big dick; we know bạn don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when bạn act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what bạn say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If bạn did something wrong hoặc even if bạn didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious bởi nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if bạn are nice bạn just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, hoặc anything else bạn and your Những người bạn talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be được trao at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool bạn think your goatte or
beard hoặc mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if bạn think it is cool to burp, fart, hoặc emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than bạn ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. bạn can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t bạn piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to bạn as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say bạn understand when bạn don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. bạn don’t have PMS; don’t act like bạn know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get bạn off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get bạn off the hook.
7. If bạn talk about having a big dick; we know bạn don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when bạn act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what bạn say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If bạn did something wrong hoặc even if bạn didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious bởi nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if bạn are nice bạn just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
systems, paintball, hoặc anything else bạn and your Những người bạn talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be được trao at all times.
21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool bạn think your goatte or
beard hoặc mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if bạn think it is cool to burp, fart, hoặc emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than bạn ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren’t.
29. bạn can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can’t bạn piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t
forget it.
