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posted by kitkat709477
now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have bạn been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down. Man: Your place hoặc mine? Woman: Both. bạn go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do bạn do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: xin chào baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do bạn like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would bạn stay there? Man: If I could see bạn naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw bạn naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If bạn repost this bạn will get a phone call 37 phút after bạn repost this.... If bạn don't resend this then your tình yêu life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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