1. When bạn get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend bạn are deaf.
4. If he asks if bạn knew how fast bạn were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if bạn can see his gun.
6. When he says bạn aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him bởi his first name.
11. Pretend bạn are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks bạn to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks bạn to spread them, tell him bạn don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me bữa tối, bữa ăn tối first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause bạn don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After bạn sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read bạn your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes bạn away.
25. Before bạn sign the ticket, pick your nose. bạn have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like bạn are retarded.
32. When he's telling bạn what bạn did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells bạn to stop, say what are bạn talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin bánh doughnut and say hmmm....only 5 of bạn here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five yêu thích Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say bạn missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if bạn can buy his car.
48. If he takes bạn to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If bạn know him, say bạn had his wife for dinner.
51. If bạn don't know him, ask if bạn can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When bạn are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what bạn gonna do with that.
59. If bạn are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks bạn in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him bạn like men in uniform.
63. Ask if bạn can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend bạn are deaf.
4. If he asks if bạn knew how fast bạn were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if bạn can see his gun.
6. When he says bạn aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him bởi his first name.
11. Pretend bạn are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks bạn to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks bạn to spread them, tell him bạn don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me bữa tối, bữa ăn tối first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause bạn don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After bạn sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read bạn your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes bạn away.
25. Before bạn sign the ticket, pick your nose. bạn have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like bạn are retarded.
32. When he's telling bạn what bạn did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells bạn to stop, say what are bạn talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin bánh doughnut and say hmmm....only 5 of bạn here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five yêu thích Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say bạn missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if bạn can buy his car.
48. If he takes bạn to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If bạn know him, say bạn had his wife for dinner.
51. If bạn don't know him, ask if bạn can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When bạn are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what bạn gonna do with that.
59. If bạn are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks bạn in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him bạn like men in uniform.
63. Ask if bạn can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
Okay. Most of bạn probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO báo cáo HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO báo cáo HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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(Don't be offended bởi my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Những người bạn "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended bởi my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Những người bạn "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty bạn can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty bạn can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? hoặc i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened bởi the way it is how some people act) he đã đưa ý kiến something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are bạn sure bạn don't want that private tutor?
thankyou for listening and become a người hâm mộ of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did bạn press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did bạn press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Châu Âu to Asia. He also went to Greenland to tìm kiếm for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. sách I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, giây before the Japanese attack
Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk bởi the harbor.
Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*
He was only 700 feet away from his house.
Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
From the gate entrance.
Let's start from the outside first.
Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
Close up capture.
A view from the upstairs room.
Beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
Dining room.
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Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
