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posted by 555YJ
sometimes i feel like saying okaaaaaayyyyyy..... to life... it's weird and SURPRISING!!!
hoặc yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... cz i'm tired, u know??
hoặc say FUCK YOU!!!!! BITCH!! asshole!! CRAP!!! SHITHOLE!!! WHORE!!! SUN OF A BITCH!!! cz those pple just get in my way when they shouldn't!!!
i feel like smiling to Winnie th Pooh and watching old Disney classics and just xóa all my Những người bạn #s from my contact danh sách cz... THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, but.. then i don't cz... i remember.. i don't understand them either!!! they're.. WEIRD!! those are the reasons why we fit PERFECTLY!!
i feel like saying WHY GOD?? on average days
and say to him FINE!!!! on really shitty days
i feel like I HATE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!! but i tình yêu her u know...?? so i hug her :)
and when i enter my room i say HI!! u know... cz it's MY room, MY stuff, MY world.. u know!
i'm not a gangster but i understand their songs and i believe that DONALD TRUMP is so lucky he has money but CRAP!! he's ewwwwww
and then i say WTF??? i'm so weird, hoặc m i normal?????




please điểm thưởng hoặc become a người hâm mộ hoặc whatever if u think i'm not phsyco hoặc cz u feel the same way
posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish bạn were a door so I could slam bạn all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do bạn work for UPS? I thought I saw bạn checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy bạn a drink hoặc do bạn just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted giường Thrasher: have bạn seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make bạn the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and bạn can...
continue reading...
This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point bạn need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit bạn in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!


-Ray
posted by milorox18
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to di chuyển forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me bạn can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The thêm I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written bởi Sara Nachtman
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