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posted by jessicamc26
A siêu thị had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some thêm trays and have them ready for bạn bởi the time bạn finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
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các điểm thưởng to my friend, bạn know who bạn are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank bạn so much, bạn are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, hoặc will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of bạn out there's trying to be the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the class hoặc hàng đầu, đầu trang of your sports team hoặc getting the attention of someone hoặc trying to make your parents proud hoặc something. And I'm pretty sure once hoặc twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away hoặc draw blood hoặc run away hoặc something of that...
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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your ghế, chỗ ngồi on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if bạn don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget bạn find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while bạn still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when bạn see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed bởi my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 phút looking at the trái cam, màu da cam nước ép, nước trái cây box because it đã đưa ý kiến "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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