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posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the xe đẩy, giỏ hàng saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask ngẫu nhiên ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start hát Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to ngẫu nhiên ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that áo sơ mi is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! bạn threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! bạn only wish bạn could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont bạn fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an con voi I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." đã đưa ý kiến my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on hoặc off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to hiển thị the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of bạn just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your cặp, vali, cặp tài liệu hoặc purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed các bức ảnh of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." đã đưa ý kiến an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other ngôi sao accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot thêm at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are thêm than the choices that bạn make. bạn are thêm than the many hearts you’ll break. bạn are thêm than your dreams that don’t come true. bạn are thêm than whatever people think of you.
You are thêm than the things that bạn say. bạn are thêm than the places that bạn stay. bạn are thêm than the things that bạn do. bạn are thêm than I could ever think of you.
You are so much thêm than what bạn think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make bạn someone new. bạn are more. bạn are worth it. bạn are so much greater than bạn think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A siêu thị had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some thêm trays and have them ready for bạn bởi the time bạn finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first ngày of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói Classic with cheese.


On the một giây ngày of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói Classic with cheese.

On the third ngày of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói Classic with cheese.

On the fourth ngày of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói Classic with cheese.

On the fifth ngày of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five củ hành, hành tây rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she đã đưa ý kiến no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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baby, laugh
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baby, cute ,mama
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added by storylover
A new series that's suppose to air soon. I tình yêu that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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 Llamas R us
Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have bạn noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying hiển thị ever.) bạn know what hiển thị really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the hiển thị SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to trang chủ room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. người thù hằn, đắng says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do bạn want, Dib?" Ms. người thù hằn, đắng asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. người thù hằn, đắng replies. "Do bạn notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 bạn and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just nghề viết văn about ngẫu nhiên things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a danh sách of my absolute yêu thích words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but thêm epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but bạn don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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posted by misscrazel
     
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"