Be proud of your gender
Reasons why bạn shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. bạn know stuff about tanks
4. A five ngày vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. bạn can open all your own jars
7. Old Những người bạn don't give bạn crap if you've gained weight
8. Your đít, mông, ass is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bia gut does not make bạn invisible to the opposite sex
11. bạn can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. bạn can kill your own food
14. The nhà để xe is all yours
15. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if bạn swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. bạn don't have to shave below your neck
19. bạn don't have to curl up to a hairy đít, mông, ass every night
20. Sô cô la is just another snack
21. bạn get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. bạn can wear a white áo sơ mi to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick đít, mông, ass over bridal showers
28. Someday bạn get to be a dirty old man
29. bạn can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. bạn never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when bạn walk into the room
36. bạn can sit with your knees apart no matter what bạn are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. bạn know stuff about everyone
2. bạn rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. bạn won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your cần điều khiển, phím điều khiển is
8. bạn smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for bạn to marry for money
11. Crying gets bạn anything
12. You'll never have thêm hair in your nose than on your head
13. bạn have thêm hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. bạn don't need a tiêu đề to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. bạn have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap bạn for telling a dirty joke
19. bạn can whip men for money
20. bạn know that penis size really does matter
21. bạn can walk down the đường phố, street without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. bạn can admire another woman without your Những người bạn accusing bạn of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. bạn know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Những người bạn won't call bạn pussywhipped behind your back
29. bạn can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. bạn can get into a fenderbender and nobody các câu hỏi your womanhood
32. bạn don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why bạn shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. bạn know stuff about tanks
4. A five ngày vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. bạn can open all your own jars
7. Old Những người bạn don't give bạn crap if you've gained weight
8. Your đít, mông, ass is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bia gut does not make bạn invisible to the opposite sex
11. bạn can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. bạn can kill your own food
14. The nhà để xe is all yours
15. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if bạn swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. bạn don't have to shave below your neck
19. bạn don't have to curl up to a hairy đít, mông, ass every night
20. Sô cô la is just another snack
21. bạn get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. bạn can wear a white áo sơ mi to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick đít, mông, ass over bridal showers
28. Someday bạn get to be a dirty old man
29. bạn can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. bạn never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when bạn walk into the room
36. bạn can sit with your knees apart no matter what bạn are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. bạn know stuff about everyone
2. bạn rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. bạn won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your cần điều khiển, phím điều khiển is
8. bạn smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for bạn to marry for money
11. Crying gets bạn anything
12. You'll never have thêm hair in your nose than on your head
13. bạn have thêm hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. bạn don't need a tiêu đề to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. bạn have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap bạn for telling a dirty joke
19. bạn can whip men for money
20. bạn know that penis size really does matter
21. bạn can walk down the đường phố, street without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. bạn can admire another woman without your Những người bạn accusing bạn of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. bạn know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Những người bạn won't call bạn pussywhipped behind your back
29. bạn can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. bạn can get into a fenderbender and nobody các câu hỏi your womanhood
32. bạn don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
