I found this one on the internet:
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to vượt qua, cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to Scranton .
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken vượt qua, cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from ngày One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to vượt qua, cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, hoặc not. The chicken is either for us hoặc against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen, bạn can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken vượt qua, cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's diễn xuất bởi not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to vượt qua, cross this road so bad.So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! bạn can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a cert ain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road? Did he vượt qua, cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my ngày we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the tim, trái tim warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to vượt qua, cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much thêm stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really vượt qua, cross the road, hoặc did the road di chuyển beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to vượt qua, cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to Scranton .
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken vượt qua, cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from ngày One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to vượt qua, cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, hoặc not. The chicken is either for us hoặc against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen, bạn can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken vượt qua, cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's diễn xuất bởi not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to vượt qua, cross this road so bad.So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! bạn can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a cert ain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road? Did he vượt qua, cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my ngày we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the tim, trái tim warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to vượt qua, cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much thêm stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really vượt qua, cross the road, hoặc did the road di chuyển beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and bạn don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do bạn use these emotions hoặc others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See thêm emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
tình yêu all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
tình yêu all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do bạn want?" "I'm calling to báo cáo my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank bạn very much for the call, sir." The tiếp theo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
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14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even đọc this.
4. bạn didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did bạn notice I skipped number three.
7. bạn don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that bạn silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then bạn realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But bạn remember that a fact is something that can be proven right hoặc wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. bạn wish bạn never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch bạn with the missing number this time. hoặc did I?
14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.