1. We only cry infront of bạn when we
a) want bạn to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini váy when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If bạn ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't hoặc feel like bạn should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, hoặc angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If bạn think we like to hang out with bạn every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have bạn ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When bạn ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we tình yêu you... bạn better believe it.
a) want bạn to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini váy when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If bạn ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't hoặc feel like bạn should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, hoặc angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If bạn think we like to hang out with bạn every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have bạn ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When bạn ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we tình yêu you... bạn better believe it.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her cái ví, ví tiền and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do bạn have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known bạn were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her cái ví, ví tiền and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do bạn have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known bạn were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
