The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty được ưa chuộng guy.
One ngày God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here hoặc I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are bạn going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty được ưa chuộng guy.
One ngày God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here hoặc I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are bạn going to get a lawyer?"
Music IS the power: Power to the People.
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy chịu, gấu =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how bạn spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy chịu, gấu =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how bạn spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
bạn always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i đã đưa ý kiến no one cared about me
you'd say bạn do
bạn stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
bạn came to my rescue
and put down the knife
bạn told me bạn would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
bạn really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
bạn made me whole
it's that i tình yêu you
and even though were friends
i would always tình yêu bạn
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll tình yêu me too
and I'll be waiting for that ngày to come
and you'll say I tình yêu you
and i'd do the same for you
when i đã đưa ý kiến no one cared about me
you'd say bạn do
bạn stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
bạn came to my rescue
and put down the knife
bạn told me bạn would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
bạn really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
bạn made me whole
it's that i tình yêu you
and even though were friends
i would always tình yêu bạn
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll tình yêu me too
and I'll be waiting for that ngày to come
and you'll say I tình yêu you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies bài viết but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last ngày of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff bạn put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl bạn wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY đậu phụng, đậu phộng BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last ngày of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff bạn put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl bạn wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY đậu phụng, đậu phộng BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
