So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway bạn never take, hoặc teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Mất tích to un-lost.
1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see bạn crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person hoặc kindly old lady to direct bạn from Crime đường phố, street back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge sandwich, bánh sandwich (too delicious), hoặc anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If Mất tích in the wilderness, do not ask động vật for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO di chuyển toward familiar ground. DO NOT di chuyển toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old con chuột Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming bạn don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can bạn see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can bạn see any notable structures, like the không gian Needle, hoặc its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can bạn see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" hoặc "nothing," bạn can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can bạn see where bạn originally came from? Do bạn just see the tường of your room? If so, bạn are not really lost, and bạn are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If bạn can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If bạn are Mất tích in the desert, and all bạn remember is that bạn saw a đám mây and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend bạn know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
bạn can always find your bearings bởi consulting nature, as long as bạn know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, bạn are at the North Pole, hoặc it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a cây it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If bạn are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If bạn are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? bạn remain Mất tích forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? bạn get eaten bởi a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that bạn have to call your parents, hoặc a taxi, hoặc hop on an con voi and ask it to take bạn to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see bạn crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person hoặc kindly old lady to direct bạn from Crime đường phố, street back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge sandwich, bánh sandwich (too delicious), hoặc anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If Mất tích in the wilderness, do not ask động vật for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO di chuyển toward familiar ground. DO NOT di chuyển toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old con chuột Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming bạn don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can bạn see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can bạn see any notable structures, like the không gian Needle, hoặc its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can bạn see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" hoặc "nothing," bạn can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can bạn see where bạn originally came from? Do bạn just see the tường of your room? If so, bạn are not really lost, and bạn are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If bạn can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If bạn are Mất tích in the desert, and all bạn remember is that bạn saw a đám mây and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend bạn know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
bạn can always find your bearings bởi consulting nature, as long as bạn know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, bạn are at the North Pole, hoặc it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a cây it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If bạn are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If bạn are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? bạn remain Mất tích forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? bạn get eaten bởi a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that bạn have to call your parents, hoặc a taxi, hoặc hop on an con voi and ask it to take bạn to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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* đào (no longer produced)
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* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
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* đào (no longer produced)
* Poppin' màu hồng, hồng Lemonade
* dâu, dâu tây Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* kẹo táo, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* trái cây Pow
* trái cây Punch
* Orange
* trái cam, màu da cam Supernova
* màu hồng, hồng Lemonade
* dâu rừng, quả mâm xôi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* dâu, dâu tây Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C chua Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
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