xin chào so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if bạn didnt see the trước đó 2 parts bạn have a button under the bài viết 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most được ưa chuộng wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do bạn get when bạn vượt qua, cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do bạn get when bạn vượt qua, cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" bạn promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ bạn were bởi my side.
When I was scared‚ bạn felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ bạn were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ bạn were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful âm nhạc reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...

Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your chó hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...