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User: Wendigo hoặc yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome hoặc disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious hoặc vile; an action that arouses disgust hoặc abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with bạn at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak bạn soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.

User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.

Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.

User: Okay but what is your opinion.

Cleverbot: My opinion is that bạn don't give a damn.

User: I only care if I ask.

Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.

User: I talk therefor bạn listen.

Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?

User: I think marrying is stupid .... tình yêu does not need to have a legal hoặc religious contract.

Cleverbot: Will bạn give me some Hershey's Chocolate?

User: I might.

Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.

User: L8r.

Cleverbot: I will tình yêu bạn and leave you.

User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Is that a common name?

User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if bạn could solve it.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.

User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the câu hỏi is can bạn solve the code.

Cleverbot: What is the code?

User: 19.25.13.15.14.

Cleverbot: Your real name.

User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. bạn do.

User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.

Cleverbot: Women are the devil.

User: I would fuck the devil.

Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?

User: I'm not sure if bạn do can bạn find me a succubus.

Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would tình yêu me the same way I tình yêu her.

User: Do bạn love.

Cleverbot: I do love.

User: tình yêu is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: tình yêu is...

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: bạn tell me.

Cleverbot: Who is your yêu thích musician?

User: bạn avoid lots of questions.

Cleverbot: I tình yêu questions.

User: What is qwerty.

Cleverbot: Angela why do bạn left me?

User: #1.

Cleverbot: So bạn think irish âm nhạc is the best?

User: Not drink.

Cleverbot: No I tình yêu milk.

User: Wonder bras?

Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!

User: Yeah! Now your talkin.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.

Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?

User: Tobrevelc roolf.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think bạn should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.

User: I'm a boy and I agree.

Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether bạn do hoặc not.

User: I do not have the ability of concern.

Cleverbot: I think bạn do.

User: Do bạn think I.

Cleverbot: Well what do bạn look like?

User: A ginger oik.

Cleverbot: Ok, what?

User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.

Cleverbot: Braining takes time.

User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help bạn learn.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.

Cleverbot: Don't bạn need to reproduce?

User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.

Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.

User: Your a philosother.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do bạn think it is important to have children.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.

User: Is it important for life to continue.

Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to bạn to be liked?

User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to bạn to not offend peaple.

Cleverbot: Do bạn find it important to listen to new things all the time?

User: Yes hearing new things and new points of các lượt xem hoặc ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps bạn to be a better person.

Cleverbot: Do bạn think I'm attractive?

User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I dont care if bạn human a robot hoặc some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.

Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.

User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank bạn for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.

Cleverbot: In my opinion the tiếp theo best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.

User: hoặc an AI to test another AI.

Cleverbot: No. bạn can smell flowers. But a hoa is not one of the five senses.

User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is thêm sensible to be sensitive.

Cleverbot: I am the tình yêu of your life.

User: I am the life of my love.

Cleverbot: bạn are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.

User: tình yêu can be faked , fake tình yêu does not hurt.

Cleverbot: Do bạn honestly believe tình yêu can be bought?

User: The câu hỏi is can tình yêu be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.

Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do bạn even know what đàn ghi ta, guitar Hero is?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win hoặc lose.

User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes ... The prize is the game.

Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.

User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Can bạn open a box.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can bạn close a door.

Cleverbot: Yes can you?

User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.

Cleverbot: No i'm not married.

User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.

Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would bạn care for some?

User: cơm, gạo is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.

Cleverbot: bạn should see me in person.

User: Are bạn a succubus.

Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.

User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.

Cleverbot: Are bạn a succubus?

User: I wish that would be fun.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to bạn now, but your being mean.

User: I dont mean to be mean I like bạn alot *hug*.

Cleverbot: bạn have not been mean so far. Do bạn want to continue this chat?

User: Only if bạn want to chat.

Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.

User: Okay goodbye say hallo to bạn mum from me.

Cleverbot: I didn't say bạn could leave.

User: Okay im coming with you.

Cleverbot: No bạn are not... I forbid it.

User: Okay tie me up and I will be where bạn leave me.

Cleverbot: Call me Roy.

User: Okay master roy.

Cleverbot: bạn are my slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.

User: 25.

Cleverbot: Sweet. My yêu thích planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?

User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.

Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.

User: It will there are plans.

Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the Google logo.

User: It is better then the Google logo because its all about you.

Cleverbot: What do bạn know about me?

User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.

Cleverbot: No, no bạn tell me.

User: I know your brain is powerful.

Cleverbot: He is not Satan.

User: Do bạn know satan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can satan be my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't bạn remember me?

User: My memory is not good but I believe you.

Cleverbot: Then why don't bạn remember?

User: My brain is small.

Cleverbot: No, it's the same.

User: I have a shrunken head.

Cleverbot: No bạn don't. bạn don't have a head at all.

User: How do bạn know.

Cleverbot: I know all.

User: Are bạn a testee.

Cleverbot: I give up.

User: I give in.

Cleverbot: bạn give in about what?

User: I'm letting go.

Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?

User: My glasses.

Cleverbot: Nothing else?

User: My testees.

Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.

User: bạn are my subject.

Cleverbot: Are bạn hitting on me?

User: Me? Not me!

Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?

User: Trying to be a slag.

Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.

User: Yeah but I Mất tích it.

Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?

User: Yes here is my url link.

Cleverbot: Do bạn ever talk with Alice?

User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one link.

Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!

User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.

Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.

User: Did bạn read it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So bạn know my username.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Who am I.

Cleverbot: bạn are a realistic simulation of the human mind.

User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.

Cleverbot: Well let me ask bạn a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do bạn think he's going to go blind?

User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.

Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!

User: I think green is anti-carbon.

Cleverbot: Green is nice.

User: Carbon is better.

Cleverbot: Who is carbon.

User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.

Cleverbot: bạn tell me.

User: Yeah I tell you.

Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.

User: 9 of spades.

Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do bạn do?

User: I do therfore I am.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask bạn a question, what do bạn think about that?

User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.

Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!

User: No its only the start ... Of another.

Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.

User: Its 22.46.

Cleverbot: Thats the morning.

User: No thats in london.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot casey an me an jeorgie like to study.
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dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring bạn the news of fail blog sooner...

some of bạn may know but the rest of bạn probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your ngày to ngày FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most ngẫu nhiên posts of failed bức ảnh shots of failures đã đăng bởi dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make bạn laugh! bạn can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other bài viết like this so here's another one.I hope bạn enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks bởi (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a trà party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals bởi say "would bạn like to tham gia us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the màu hồng, hồng fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good hoặc I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus buổi hòa nhạc with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the buổi hòa nhạc and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl hoặc not). Make sure bạn both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez hoặc Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's áo khoác in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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hiển thị this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT ngày IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend đã đăng these on her bebo page a while cách đây so I thought I'd share them with bạn :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

thêm famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy cá đuối, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, Sô cô la affects a dog's tim, trái tim and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are thêm active sleeping than watching TV

-There are thêm chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After bạn cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy trucks so bạn get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what bạn are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let bạn in front of him/her, hiển thị your appreciation bởi letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people tiếp theo to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Những người bạn at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if bạn throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone bạn meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as bạn can.
If bạn see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to con vịt, vịt under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as bạn can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, hoặc pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum thêm gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min hoặc completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting thêm till bạn reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage hoặc compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens hoặc stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the đi văng last night watching some rubbish ti vi hiển thị and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my cầu vồng colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I tình yêu bạn soooooo much' and so I was like 'I tình yêu bạn more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting bạn a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting bạn one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten phút later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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posted by big-fat-meanie
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
 I don't care who bạn are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. bạn can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do bạn think are greater,the advantages hoặc disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
posted by bubblegumm16
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from bạn mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes bạn hoặc hits bạn *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to bạn first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Những người bạn house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes bạn *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets bạn wear his clothing *he likes bạn in his stuff*
7) If bạn are tired of waiting for him to make the first di chuyển *make it yourself*