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ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot hoặc putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast thực phẩm restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to âm nhạc that either their children hoặc their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their âm nhạc loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair màu sắc and strange hair styles.

Both groups are into strange hoặc flashy clothing.

Both groups tend to have trouble parking.

Members of both groups have developed "selective hearing."

Both groups have a penchant for forgetfulness.

Many in both groups are not into an toàn, két an toàn sex.

Both groups ask for help around tax time.

Both groups laugh at the dumbest stuff on TV.

Both groups use their own slang to confuse other family members.
posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected bởi wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited bởi one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit hoặc other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that bạn have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers hoặc water witches. Someone who can locate water hoặc Mất tích object with a rod hoặc wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see hoặc sense aura, hoặc energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week bạn eat hoặc want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 hoặc 10.

Let's say bạn eat Sô cô la 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number bởi 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the trước đó result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that bởi 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current năm (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If bạn haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming bạn were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 hoặc 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one hoặc two digits will be the number of times per week bạn eat hoặc want Sô cô la (the number bạn specified in the first step).

8 pieces of Sô cô la a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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                  Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. bạn wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. bạn can tell me if bạn ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million mèo are eaten in Asia
-On average, mèo spend 2/3 of a ngày sleeping,that means a 9 năm old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. chó and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of mèo is called a "clowder"
-Female mèo tend to be right pawed, while male mèo are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, chó make 10.
-Some siamese mèo appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A mèo eyesight is both better and...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are bạn ready for giây yet?"

"Are bạn going to come again tiếp theo time?"

"It's a little dry, do bạn still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do bạn think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, bạn never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be tiếp theo in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well bạn know that face hoặc a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If bạn don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of bạn don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy đã đưa ý kiến she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge bánh nướng xốp, muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time hoặc due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors hoặc teaching assistance, your friends, your family hoặc school counselors. bởi having a reliable network of support, bạn allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course bạn don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights cách đây and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate nghề viết văn skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? thêm like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the các câu trả lời (song tiêu đề and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice bởi Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick bởi boring brick bởi Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up bởi Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal ngày for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It đã đưa ý kiến on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, bạn have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're áo sơ mi looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them bạn tình yêu them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch hoặc stumach
step 8.Say i tình yêu bạn again
step 9:walk around them in circles hát my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say bạn hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an trái cam, màu da cam ngọn lửa, chữa cháy elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few Những câu chuyện về rồng if it was chẻ, phân chia, split equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called ngẫu nhiên anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are đã đăng on anime club but we got the đường dẫn in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, hoặc whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks đít, mông, ass and if bạn tình yêu anime and good story telling, I think bạn will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your bàn hoặc forehead.

2 = If bạn have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's tiếp theo hàng đầu, đầu trang Model every day.

8 = Ask them every ngày to sit tiếp theo to them at lunch, but at lunch say bạn were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza, bánh pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your các sở thích it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if bạn like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some ngẫu nhiên words to make my bài viết longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
bởi Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives bạn happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he hoặc she will never turn his hoặc her back on you...... hoặc betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on bạn and stick its self to greed.

bạn cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
bạn can never again.

He/she will leave bạn disappointed and let bạn down.

Why should bạn look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When bạn have God with his tình yêu all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the tiêu đề - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where bạn need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn bởi the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something bạn wear on the bờ biển, bãi biển - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number bạn have to memorize - 7

Something bạn do before going to giường - Sleep

Something bạn put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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