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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are bạn listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do bạn like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks bạn to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks bạn to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your trang chủ alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much bạn miss her after 5 mintues.

17. Make a bet that if bạn win, she has to pay your phone bill for a năm *If bạn win, laugh at her

18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."

19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.

20. Say that bạn failed school.

21. Ask her for 55 books.

22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)

23. Say that she needs a makeover.

24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.

25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a ngẫu nhiên number and confuse the person who các câu trả lời bởi saying things like;
"Why did bạn call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ngẫu nhiên statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ngẫu nhiên bài viết like this.

4. At walmart hoặc somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, hoặc a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off bạn aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so bạn aren't the one stressed on birth control , bạn do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 phút tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell bạn at what giờ to be trang chủ when bạn in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than trang chủ as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten to impress the guy bạn like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what bạn want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its thêm important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Những người bạn heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she đã đưa ý kiến thanks...
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