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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys tình yêu flirts.
3. A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when bạn talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell bạn many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell bạn many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When bạn touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what bạn are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" hoặc makes any excuses when you're asking him to do bạn a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like bạn and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. bạn have to tell a guy what bạn really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys tình yêu their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get bạn a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. bạn can never understand him unless bạn listen to him.
29. If a guy tells bạn he loves bạn once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before bạn believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with bạn may end up being admired bởi your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells bạn about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. bạn don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes bạn is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep bạn off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys tình yêu girls with brains thêm than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years hoặc more.
51. bạn have to tell a guy what bạn really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in tình yêu and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot thêm than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are hổ in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks bạn to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut hoặc silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as tình yêu at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who cú đấm harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys tình yêu girls who can cook hoặc bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has thêm problems than bạn can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do thêm repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are thêm talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still tình yêu them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked hoặc pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all bởi his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of bạn hoặc he's criticizing you.
87. When bạn catch him cheating on bạn and he asks for a một giây chance, give it to him. But when bạn catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets bạn go, he really loves you.
89. If bạn have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at bạn and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves bạn thêm than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance sách that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. bạn can tell if a guy is really hurt hoặc in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks bạn for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters bạn and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. bạn can truly say that a guy has good intentions if bạn see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for Lời khuyên not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys tình yêu bạn thêm than bạn tình yêu them if they are serious in your relationships.
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK bạn LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get bạn to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom đã đưa ý kiến and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia đã đưa ý kiến and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth hoặc Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a cái gối, gối and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth hoặc dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth hoặc dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare bạn to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter sách and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from bạn (Example: When in a car hoặc an elevator). If bạn don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and giáng sinh and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their yêu thích song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The tiếp theo time bạn and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a phiếu bầu to see which of bạn successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with bạn - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever bạn have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If bạn were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have bạn ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would bạn ask such a câu hỏi now? bạn don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when bạn were 35 years old and bạn really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give bạn a loan? Remember how one ngày the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no các câu hỏi asked?"

"Oh, Betty, bạn did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for bạn bạn twit she was only after your money and could have được trao a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can bạn guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell bạn about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair hoặc putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The tiếp theo chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying trang chủ and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING bởi TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go bởi car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i tình yêu cereal yes i do

i tình yêu cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i tình yêu cerial yes i do i tình yêu cerial bạn better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if bạn can't have crealeal

do not steal

i tình yêu creal yes we do i tình yêu ceral bạn should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i tình yêu ccerale yes i do

i tình yêu crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some ngẫu nhiên songs bạn made up plz commet
1.where bạn keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid hoặc nawt!!
3.Who bạn talk 2 on the phone
4.THat bạn are super jelous hoặc other girls (or boys)
5.That bạn hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up bạn will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That bạn have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart bạn are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that bạn can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the trang chủ Depot is thêm saving and thêm doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are thêm than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy bạn do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for thêm hours and my Những người bạn will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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i hope bạn like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first bài viết i put on here so plz bình luận , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know bạn amy not understand
but if bạn can
please understand
I see bạn underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would bạn say? take this away
If i told bạn how i feel, would it be real hoặc is this all fake??

Chourus: your tình yêu is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the đường phố, street
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one tiếp theo to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every năm people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, bánh quy, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's ngày time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get trang chủ so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it trang chủ in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i tình yêu my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones bạn see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they tình yêu their haters, and sometimes I think "if bạn tình yêu your haters, then why do bạn hate back?" seriously....
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