From A Mother With tình yêu (funny)
Dear Child,
I am nghề viết văn this slow because I know that bạn can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when bạn left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your trang chủ so we moved.
I won't be able to send bạn the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the một giây time for four days. The áo, áo khoác bạn wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve đã đưa ý kiến it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They đã đưa ý kiến if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt hoặc an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your Những người bạn went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two Những người bạn were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much thêm news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send bạn some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Dear Child,
I am nghề viết văn this slow because I know that bạn can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when bạn left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your trang chủ so we moved.
I won't be able to send bạn the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the một giây time for four days. The áo, áo khoác bạn wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve đã đưa ý kiến it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They đã đưa ý kiến if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt hoặc an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your Những người bạn went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two Những người bạn were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much thêm news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send bạn some money but the envelope was already sealed.
A lady named Nikki was found shot and they already had a danh sách of suspects - Andrew , Jordan, Samuel, Tarun and Dempsey.
Killer is a người hâm mộ of sherlock and chalenge him bởi leaving notes at various places.
* The first was found in a toilet room.
* The một giây was found in an art room.
* The third was in a restroom.
* the fourth in an underwater room.
* The fifth at the no smoking room.
All of the notes read the same thing, 'The clues are where bạn find the notes.' Yet, nothing was found at anyplace the notes were.
Sherlock the genius , immediately solved the case.
Who was the killer ?
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a poem, bởi me.
a poem, bởi me.