1. Unplug the refrigerator.
2. Turn the lò nướng on.
3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4. Hide the remote.
5. Hide the television.
6. Hide the pets.
7. Change the answering machine message.
8. Turn off the answering machine.
9. Change the speed dial numbers.
10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11. Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12. Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13. Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14. See how much pay-per-view porn bạn can order in one day.
15. Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16. Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17. Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18. Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a bức ảnh of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19. Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20. Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21. Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22. Replace tường các bức ảnh with các bức ảnh of someone else's family.
23. Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24. Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25. Paint their bathrooms black.
26. Paint their mirrors black.
27. Paint their windows black.
28. Nail their windows shut.
29. Put a skeleton in a closet.
30. Stuff a cái gối, gối with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31. Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32. Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33. Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34. Fill every glass in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp cabinet with water. (They might not spill the một giây hoặc third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35. Turn off the phone ringers.
36. Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and ti vi volume set to maximum.
37. Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38. Grease the banisters.
39. Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40. Put a rubber đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua in the đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell bạn what phone number to include, but why don't bạn figure it out?)
41. Call for thực phẩm delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42. Make urine ice cubes.
43. Pee in the shampoo.
44. Take the book jackets off the hardcover sách and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book bạn purchased previously at a dollar store. If bạn can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45. Unscrew the light bulbs.
46. Hide the toilet paper.
47. Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48. Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49. Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as bạn can.
50. Plant weeds in the flowerpots.
By: Jason Roth
2. Turn the lò nướng on.
3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4. Hide the remote.
5. Hide the television.
6. Hide the pets.
7. Change the answering machine message.
8. Turn off the answering machine.
9. Change the speed dial numbers.
10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11. Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12. Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13. Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14. See how much pay-per-view porn bạn can order in one day.
15. Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16. Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17. Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18. Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a bức ảnh of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19. Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20. Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21. Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22. Replace tường các bức ảnh with các bức ảnh of someone else's family.
23. Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24. Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25. Paint their bathrooms black.
26. Paint their mirrors black.
27. Paint their windows black.
28. Nail their windows shut.
29. Put a skeleton in a closet.
30. Stuff a cái gối, gối with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31. Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32. Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33. Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34. Fill every glass in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp cabinet with water. (They might not spill the một giây hoặc third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35. Turn off the phone ringers.
36. Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and ti vi volume set to maximum.
37. Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38. Grease the banisters.
39. Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40. Put a rubber đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua in the đồ chua, dưa chua, dưa leo chua jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell bạn what phone number to include, but why don't bạn figure it out?)
41. Call for thực phẩm delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42. Make urine ice cubes.
43. Pee in the shampoo.
44. Take the book jackets off the hardcover sách and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book bạn purchased previously at a dollar store. If bạn can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45. Unscrew the light bulbs.
46. Hide the toilet paper.
47. Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48. Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49. Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as bạn can.
50. Plant weeds in the flowerpots.
By: Jason Roth
These trích dẫn are trích dẫn with differnt meanings of tọc mạch, chồn, ferret hoặc just the animal.
“If a tọc mạch, chồn, ferret bites bạn it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the các lượt xem are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, bạn can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a tọc mạch, chồn, ferret bites bạn it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the các lượt xem are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, bạn can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and tọc mạch, chồn, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and bạn don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do bạn use these emotions hoặc others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See thêm emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
tình yêu all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
tình yêu all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do bạn want?" "I'm calling to báo cáo my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank bạn very much for the call, sir." The tiếp theo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"