I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use ngẫu nhiên "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if bạn piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat bạn will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If bạn are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz i want a refund.
Wishes bạn could xóa people in real life like bạn can on Facebook.
Wondering if the person who invented the term "good morning" was on too many drugs.
My intelligence is misunderestimated irregardless of my enourmousish vocabularity.
Sometimes the things that don't kill you, only make bạn crazy! I'm still alive, and not any stronger; so that only leaves crazy.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..
Attempting to give a damn... Unable to give a damn. Stopping. Process failed. Damn not given.
My favourite mythical creature? The perfect gentleman men.
Did bạn know That guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Huh? I Didn't Hear You. I Was To Busy Being Awesome.
Don't let someone else opinion of bạn become your reality.
I am not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
People should never b so quick 2 judge me, ya'll only see what I choose 2 hiển thị you. Beware of what lies beneath!
I am contemplating the contemplations of contemplating.
Isn't it ironic? we adore those who ignore us, ignore those who adore us, tình yêu those who hate us, and hate those who tình yêu us? think we need to get it straight.
Sometimes I wonder what became of my imaginary friend I had as a kid... Did she go to college, is she married hoặc have any kids? I should Google her!
GREAT minds discuss ideas...Average minds discuss events...shallow minds discuss people...which are you?
I would like to drown my sorrows but unfortunately i cant get the annoying jerk to go swimming with me.
Back ghế, chỗ ngồi drivers can be dangerous. especially if they are drunk.......and persuasive. "turn here", "but there's a cây there", "i know. awesome isn't it?"
Think of me as your shadow. No matter how far bạn walk, no matter how dark the night becomes. I'll always be behind bạn
You're not crazy if bạn argue with the voices in your head.....you're only crazy if bạn lose the argument
As Relaxed As An con voi Hanging From A Cliff With Its Tail Tied To A giống cúc, daisy
The only person bạn can believe when they say "i tình yêu you" is your mom; she won't go breaking your heart.
Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!!
Freedom did not come free so if bạn do not want to stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them!!
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use ngẫu nhiên "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if bạn piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat bạn will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If bạn are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz i want a refund.
Wishes bạn could xóa people in real life like bạn can on Facebook.
Wondering if the person who invented the term "good morning" was on too many drugs.
My intelligence is misunderestimated irregardless of my enourmousish vocabularity.
Sometimes the things that don't kill you, only make bạn crazy! I'm still alive, and not any stronger; so that only leaves crazy.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..
Attempting to give a damn... Unable to give a damn. Stopping. Process failed. Damn not given.
My favourite mythical creature? The perfect gentleman men.
Did bạn know That guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Huh? I Didn't Hear You. I Was To Busy Being Awesome.
Don't let someone else opinion of bạn become your reality.
I am not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
People should never b so quick 2 judge me, ya'll only see what I choose 2 hiển thị you. Beware of what lies beneath!
I am contemplating the contemplations of contemplating.
Isn't it ironic? we adore those who ignore us, ignore those who adore us, tình yêu those who hate us, and hate those who tình yêu us? think we need to get it straight.
Sometimes I wonder what became of my imaginary friend I had as a kid... Did she go to college, is she married hoặc have any kids? I should Google her!
GREAT minds discuss ideas...Average minds discuss events...shallow minds discuss people...which are you?
I would like to drown my sorrows but unfortunately i cant get the annoying jerk to go swimming with me.
Back ghế, chỗ ngồi drivers can be dangerous. especially if they are drunk.......and persuasive. "turn here", "but there's a cây there", "i know. awesome isn't it?"
Think of me as your shadow. No matter how far bạn walk, no matter how dark the night becomes. I'll always be behind bạn
You're not crazy if bạn argue with the voices in your head.....you're only crazy if bạn lose the argument
As Relaxed As An con voi Hanging From A Cliff With Its Tail Tied To A giống cúc, daisy
The only person bạn can believe when they say "i tình yêu you" is your mom; she won't go breaking your heart.
Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!!
Freedom did not come free so if bạn do not want to stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them!!
