When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept nghề viết văn reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One ngôi sao is the lowest and five stars is the highest.
After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean a lot of things I wrote back then.
Toy Story
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "A waste of time!!! A really dumb kid's film."
Yogi chịu, gấu (the live-action film)
My rating: 5 stars out of 5
My review: "Smarter than the average kid's film.
The best kids film I have ever seen. Andrew Daly lấy trộm, đánh cắp the hiển thị as the greedy Mayor Brown. Ranger Smith was awesome!!!"
Underdog (the live-action film)
My rating: 3 stars out of 5
My review: "There's no need to fear... Jason Lee is voicing Underdog!!! Jason Lee and Peter Dinklage were excellent as Underdog and Simon Barsinister and the songs and action were well done, but the film isn't as good as it could of been."
African mèo (the Disney Nature film)
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Only for animal lovers. The WORST FILM I have ever seen!!! It was so boring. Also the film scared me at times."
Yours, Mine and Ours (the re-make)
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Bad. Really dumb!!!!!"
The funny thing about my Yours, Mine and Ours review is that I haven't even seen the film. The advertising made the film look stupid, so I reviewed it without even watching it. I haven't even seen the original film.
The Truman Show
My rating: 2 stars out of 5
My review: "Weird. Strange."
Yes, it was a two-word review.
Santa Buddies
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Dumb. Just plain stupid."
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
My rating: 5 stars out of 5
My review: "Awesome. It's violent, sexual, foul mouthed, and very funny. Check it out."
Chill Out, Scooby-Doo
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Bad, bad, and worse. A terrible take on Scooby and Shaggy. Skip it."
Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Not good. Bad and bad."
This is another film I reviewed without seeing.
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My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Bad. Bad."
After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean a lot of things I wrote back then.
Toy Story
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "A waste of time!!! A really dumb kid's film."
Yogi chịu, gấu (the live-action film)
My rating: 5 stars out of 5
My review: "Smarter than the average kid's film.
The best kids film I have ever seen. Andrew Daly lấy trộm, đánh cắp the hiển thị as the greedy Mayor Brown. Ranger Smith was awesome!!!"
Underdog (the live-action film)
My rating: 3 stars out of 5
My review: "There's no need to fear... Jason Lee is voicing Underdog!!! Jason Lee and Peter Dinklage were excellent as Underdog and Simon Barsinister and the songs and action were well done, but the film isn't as good as it could of been."
African mèo (the Disney Nature film)
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Only for animal lovers. The WORST FILM I have ever seen!!! It was so boring. Also the film scared me at times."
Yours, Mine and Ours (the re-make)
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Bad. Really dumb!!!!!"
The funny thing about my Yours, Mine and Ours review is that I haven't even seen the film. The advertising made the film look stupid, so I reviewed it without even watching it. I haven't even seen the original film.
The Truman Show
My rating: 2 stars out of 5
My review: "Weird. Strange."
Yes, it was a two-word review.
Santa Buddies
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Dumb. Just plain stupid."
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
My rating: 5 stars out of 5
My review: "Awesome. It's violent, sexual, foul mouthed, and very funny. Check it out."
Chill Out, Scooby-Doo
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Bad, bad, and worse. A terrible take on Scooby and Shaggy. Skip it."
Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes
My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Not good. Bad and bad."
This is another film I reviewed without seeing.
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My rating: 1 ngôi sao out of 5
My review: "Bad. Bad."