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#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all bởi himself.. Though he than gets recaptured bởi Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and dehydration. Woods survives it all, cause of coarse he does.. But he has a true grudge against Menendez, which becomes the focus of the sequel. Him becoming a larger character..


#2: CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE:
Another obvious choice. There's probably nothing I can say here that hasn't been đã đưa ý kiến before. But he is a người hâm mộ yêu thích for a reason. Each game becoming thêm and thêm about him. Even returning in the new prequel game..


#3: VICTOR REZNOV:
A true soldier. After dying n Vukuta to help Mason escape. He returns as a ghost to help guide Mason though the game.. But the fact is, ghost Reznov still gets one of the greatest moments ever witnessed in Call of Duty history: Killing the asshole that developed Nova 6, and bởi extension, one of the three people responsible for Dmitri's death. The fact Reznov was never actually there, he was speaking though the brainwashed Mason, means that not even death itself can stop this man..

"MY NAME! IS VIKTOR! REZNOV! AND I WILL, HAVE, MY RRREVENGE!!"


#4: MASON:
I had to throw him in. Voiced bởi Sam Worthington sure as hell helps with the awesomeness factors..


#5: GIDEON:
The guy from Advanced Warfare. hoặc Hesh from ghosts. Both ranked about the same for me..
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lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am hát my yêu thích song, 21 súng bởi Green ngày whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 năm old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the lê, quả lê into the side of this bãi rác, dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These các bài viết are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would bạn wanna listen to âm nhạc from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better âm nhạc available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee thêm than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My tim, trái tim skips a beat
When bạn walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with bạn until the end

I give my tim, trái tim and my soul to you
To make bạn see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant bạn see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what bạn want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I tình yêu my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a năm and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted cá hồi (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed cơm, gạo in a cơm, gạo bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the cơm, gạo won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed cơm, gạo on your hand and put your yêu thích filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled cá hồi on the rice. Push the filling into the cơm, gạo lightly. Hold the cơm, gạo between your palms. Form the cơm, gạo into a round, a triangle, hoặc a cylinder bởi pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the cơm, gạo ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. bọc the cơm, gạo ball with a strip of nori hoặc sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly bởi americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: bạn got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I tình yêu it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if bạn call right now we will also send bạn a what ever bạn call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 thêm dollers shiping and handleing! bạn GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever bạn call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever bạn call it have bạn credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL ngày BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST ngôi sao IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all bạn have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES bạn THE MOST bạn HAVE THE MOST người hâm mộ GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some phim chiếu rạp i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some âm nhạc i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some sách i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to danh sách all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound bạn get when bạn scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, bạn know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when bạn just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. cá fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, hoặc maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, hoặc maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal thêm hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would ngày Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never ngày a girl
I swear I'd still tình yêu men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When bạn watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Những người bạn over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok bạn go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door chuông, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will bạn give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really ngẫu nhiên stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, bạn have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” đã đưa ý kiến my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find thêm crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? bạn are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.


User: No bạn are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and bạn are a robot.


User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. bạn are the robot here.

User: User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.User: bạn robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... bạn computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So bạn admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do bạn hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be trang chủ for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: bạn better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell bạn why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired bởi their family and Những người bạn and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented bởi the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The một giây is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The buổi hòa nhạc Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 giờ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There hát I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're ghế, chỗ ngồi Ooh K Then vịt đực, drake Sad bạn Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There vịt đực, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The những người hâm mộ những người hâm mộ Was hát Along Giving Him hoa Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For đọc And You're Comments