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posted by windwakerguy430
Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill bạn in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.



A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to assume he’s the fabled Bastard, as he makes his way through a set of levels in a very slow movement speed, his quest, uncertain, but apparently, people praise him for his efforts after each level. Now if bạn play the game right, bạn could beat A Bastard’s Tale in sixteen minutes. It is a pretty short game. So why is it that HowLongtoBeat.com says that it takes two hours to beat? Because the game is so damn hard. Now it doesn’t have the difficult bosses like Cuphead hoặc the one hit death mechanic of Hotline Miami, but what it does have is a lot of enemies. Honestly, this game has elements of being forgiving unlike the other two. bạn can take way thêm damage than in either game, and bạn can find a bottle of potion to heal up right before the boss. The game gives bạn plenty of time to prepare for the worst. So why is it so much harder? Because the controls are so damn confusing. bạn have three basic attacks, two side swings, one from the left and one from the right, and bạn have a downward slash. bạn can also block from these directions if bạn hold the shoulder button. It’s this mechanic that makes A Bastard’s Tale so tough. Enemies hold their weapons out to block, and bạn gotta lung lay, swing at them in the right way. I always found swinging downward when they hold their weapons in any other direction the easiest since I can never really tell which side their blocking from. bạn gotta master these controls as soon as possible, because an enemy can really mess bạn up in seconds. They give little cool down time and are ready to lung lay, swing again in seconds, and while bạn do have a health bar, they can drain it just as fast. While I did find some of the ways the game can get bạn killed pretty humorous, like a knight flinging his spear into the air after bạn kill him only to fall back and kill you. That’s kinda funny, like a Monty mãng xà, trăn, python thing. Sadly, that laughter turns into a groan as I am thrown back to the start. While it feels good to beat a level after dying so many times, bạn will die many, many times. I think I died on the first two levels thêm times than I did on any of the levels of Hotline Miami… combined.
A Bastard’s Tale is tough, and kinda unforgiving with it’s difficulty. I did say that it is unfair, but the ways it does kill bạn can be funny if bạn can forgive how painfully difficult it is. A Bastard’s Tale is not a terrible game, despite what many of the reviews say for it, but even when bạn get passed the insane difficulty, it is a very simple game. I would recommend it for people who like the style hoặc want a hard game… hoặc buy it for a dollar like I did, but bạn can find better games that have a huge difficulty to it but has thêm to it than just difficulty like Hollow Knight, Hotline Miami, Cuphead, and for a thêm gần đây example, Blasphemous.

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Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell bạn about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed bởi many ngẫu nhiên ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products hoặc apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined bởi an idiot that đã đăng a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would bạn do something like that?

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1. I tình yêu the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I tình yêu the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I tình yêu the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I tình yêu the way bạn look at me.

5. I tình yêu how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I tình yêu the way I can’t imagine a ngày without bạn in my life.

7. I tình yêu the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I tình yêu the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I tình yêu the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I tình yêu how I know you’ll always be there when I need bạn to be.

11....
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1- eye contact , if bạn notice him staring a lot at bạn ..like thêm than 5 times in the same ngày .(unless bạn got a stain on your shirt)
2- if bạn and him were in the same area , he would be with bạn in every where bạn walk to ( like a party hoặc a buổi hòa nhạc ..etc)
3- he would sit tiếp theo to bạn in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream hoặc laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to bạn hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if bạn drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, bạn answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, bạn answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, bạn answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, bạn say “is that so?”
5. If bạn so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher bạn did not turn in your homework because bạn were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When bạn walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a mát, máy làm mát that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up danh sách is on my bàn for the part bạn would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up danh sách on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When bạn sleep over never boss me around in giường unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If bạn don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” hoặc “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If bạn want sex, just ask. (In case bạn didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with thêm than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are bạn busy?" hoặc "Are bạn doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here bạn go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here bởi my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes bạn make me so mad i wanna throw bạn in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style bạn wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at bạn trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Kiss a guy* a bird can Kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can Kiss the grass* but bạn my friend!! yes you!! bạn CAN Kiss MY ASS*******

If bạn didn't have feet bạn wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do bạn wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for bạn %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make bạn tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are bạn remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with bạn when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves bạn more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Những người bạn say i tình yêu her thêm than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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I never thought I would be doing a danh sách like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this danh sách with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please bình luận but be polite. Also, always bình luận because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Những người bạn that bạn talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Những người bạn and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time bạn read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though bạn may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't tình yêu you, my love.

I loved bạn with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone

3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask bạn say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing áo sơ mi sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If bạn want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS hoặc If bạn find a áo sơ mi store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the thực phẩm court and go to a fast thực phẩm place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a bàn hát elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as bạn can "I tình yêu THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT ngày AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until bạn see an old lady/guy...
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