Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first ngày of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first ngày of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst ngày of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat tiếp theo to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw bạn sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet
Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.
Tom: Hey, glad bạn could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to hiển thị bạn on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: bạn always choose automatic with your transmission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. bạn don't have to shift gears. All bạn gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.
They go up to Tom's room.
Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a một giây to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.
But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: con nhện, nhện Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are bạn sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Hello, bạn have just received another advertisement, brought to bạn bởi Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends bạn advertisements, which can...
Annoy bạn
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost bạn money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every một giây the advertisement plays.
Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send bạn a virus, which prevents bạn from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have Mất tích all faith in ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up tiếp theo is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do bạn Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no bạn don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT hoặc COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and bạn tell whether, hoặc not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
màu sắc THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare bạn know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't bạn pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if bạn please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell bạn what, let's just do màu sắc that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some thêm foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot hoặc Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! hoặc cold? Hot hot hot! hoặc cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of bạn knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot trà is hot, hoặc cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give bạn the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy âm nhạc started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and di chuyển the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if bạn want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog bạn wrote down, below. I don't know why bạn wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. bạn did write something. Let's see what bạn wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh bạn do bạn Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud ngày for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, bạn look very pleased. Let's see what bạn wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The câu hỏi was write anything, and bạn got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what bạn wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Today was just like any ordinary ngày at school. It was very boring.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: bạn spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't bạn go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our tiếp theo class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want bạn all to know that our last ngày of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a Sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: bạn know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*
Later, everyone was working on vocab.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Jesus CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, hoặc something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. bạn have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. bạn all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Derpy entered Celestia's office.
Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store this time-
A 50 weight fell on her head.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Leaves the office, and takes a left into the hallway. She walks into another room, and looks at Twilight Sparkle* LMFAO.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Bryan met up with two Mexicans.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: What's good?
Bryan: We're ready to commit antics again. I'm looking for the best firecrackers available.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: Roman candles, bottle rockets, quả anh đào, anh đào bombs, hoặc sparklers?
Bryan: Twilight told me bạn guys have a mật khẩu for "certain" firecrackers.
Certain is the password.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the một giây Mexican pony* Get your đít, mông, ass over here.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Opens a wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Pushes Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2 into the wardrobe* They want firecrackers. Come back when bạn get them! *Closes the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at the castle.
Celestia: *In the shower. Outside, several ponies are listening to her* It's been a long time since I've had a good shower. I feel like a brand new mare. I'll watch Twilight Sparkle like a hawk.
Derpy: *In the vòi hoa sen with Celestia* Should I start on your backside?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Make sure bạn get every last pore back there.
Audience: Ew! *Laughing*
Celestia: And no surprise reach arounds.
Audience: *Vomitting*
The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the shower.
Celestia: What?! What's going on?!?! There's firecrackers in here!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Later.
Jonathan: So the princess had a mishap in the vòi hoa sen this morning.
Chrysler: It's been two weeks since the last antic Twilight pulled on Celestia.
Jonathan: Things were very peaceful in those two weeks. Now who put the firecrackers in Celestia's shower?
Twilight: Man, it was me bạn idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chrysler: Why would you-
Twilight: I started a Yo Mamma contest.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Surely, bạn wouldn't do something that juvenile.
Twilight: I am.
Jonathan: *Angry* A Yo Mamma contest?! bạn couldn't think of something clever?
Twilight: Man, it was either dat, hoặc fondles for charity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Let me take one good guess, it's just a cover. You're really planning a larger antic!
Twilight: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Chewing on a piece of gum, and blows a really big bubble. It pops after hitting Harry* I'll need to borrow the kids around the bunker.
Meanwhile, in Celestia's office.
Celestia: *Looking at a portal that Derpy put on her wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What is that blue shit doing on my wall? Get that down from there! Explain your actions, right now! I can only assume Twilight sent bạn in here with that portal gun. How rude! Twilight is screwing with me again! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Meanwhile in another part of Celestia's castle, colts, and fillies were running around a small room that had seven bunk beds.
Alexis: *Looking at the colts, and fillies* Quiet bạn brats!
Audience: *Laughing*
Colts & Fillies: *Be quiet*
Alexis: Gather around.
Colts & Fillies: *Get close to Alexis*
Alexis: As bạn all know, Princess Celestia just got her PS4, and now has Gran Turismo 6.
Colts & Fillies: Yay!!
Alexis: bạn want to play, right?
Colts & Fillies: Yeah.
Outside of Celestia's castle, and in the town of Canterlot, things were turning into shit.
Rich Ponies: *Pushing a trolley* We're rich. We shouldn't be doing this. That's why we invented slaves!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Old Stallion: *Looking at teenage ponies working on an anti aircraft gun. One of them is his son*
10 năm Old Colt: *Angry at his dad* We're working on an antic here.
Old Stallion: How old are you? *Looks at colt* Twelve? *Looks at another colt* And you, thirteen? Aren't bạn lot too young to be playing pranks on the princess?
16 năm Old Stallion: So what if we are? Why do bạn care?
Old Stallion: Twilight has bạn brain washed.
16 năm Old Stallion: She asked us nicely to help. In return, she's giving us gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
16 năm Old Stallion: You'd be a fool to turn down gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: We had two weeks of peace, and quiet, and bạn kids are ruining it. The last thing we need is to have Celestia clawing her own eyes out.
15 năm Old Mare: We need our dose of lolz.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: If bạn don't like reality, why don't bạn just run off to Pleasure Island?
10 năm Old Colt: Ugh, bạn suck! *Runs 100 miles an giờ to Pleasure Island*
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: Okay then.. Fine. But if she finally loses her sanity, I'll know who to blame. *Walks away*
Back at Celestia's castle.
Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Royal Guard: Your momma is so stupid, she got Mất tích at a supermarket, and starved to death.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Skeletor was ordering a pizza, bánh pizza with Jenny.
Skeletor: I want the entire hàng đầu, đầu trang of the pizza, bánh pizza to be engulfed in anchovies. Olives are for dicks.
Timothy: *Walks into the room*
Skeletor: I'm sure I don't have to tell bạn where I am.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Goodbye. *Hangs up, and walks to Timothy* bạn ready? Jenny, I want bạn to start nghề viết văn this down. I want this verbal smackdown to be historical.
Jenny: *Gets paper, and a pencil ready*
Skeletor: *Looks at Timothy* Your mother finally let bạn out of the house?
Timothy: At least my mother actually has a house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so poor, she got evicted from a cardboard box.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Your momma is so ugly, her chó have to take her for a walk every now, and again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so ugly, everypony goes trick hoặc treating as her yearbook photo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: What about how bald your momma is? She makes Michael Jordan look like Zach Galifianakis.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: I looked at her scalp, and saw the future.
Timothy: *Stunned*
Skeletor: Yeah. Not much to say now, right? I'm running this show!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Walks away*
In Celestia's rant room.
Celestia: *Shouting* I can't believe you're all talking about my family!! Harry's mom is so stupid, she almost decapitated herself with a marshmallow!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Your momma is so stupid she heard there were illegal aliens, and looked up for UFO's!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Your momma is hideous!!! She makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like The Mona Lisa!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs her hoof on her desk* Who else?!!?
Everyone stayed silent.
At dinner.
Skeletor: Princess, that was some of the best ownage I've ever seen.
Celestia: Right now, I'm wondering what that clown was planning with all of those Yo Momma jokes going around the castle. I would have liked to insult her mother. She's the only one in the bunker I know that completely deserves it, but enough of these shenanigans.
Royal Guard: *Walks in with a package*
Celestia: The keys to my new Ford. *Takes the package* I heard the Focus was a really good model, so I bought one.
After dinner, Celestia was walking into her office when this happened.
Celestia: *Falls through a hole in the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at her office.
Celestia: That's it!! Send an extermination squad to kill her when she least expects it! Vengeance!! Annihilate that Twilight! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
In Ponyville.
Royal Guards: Twilight Sparkle, bạn are underarrest.
Twilight: Wuuuut?
Royal Guard: Orders from Celestia. She's pissed off, because bạn dug a hole in her room.
Twilight: Bite me. It was a bunch of kids that did it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Royal Guards: *Preparing their assault rifles*
Twilight: *Opens a portal on her chest* Gotcha!!!!
Royal Guards: *Shoot into the portal*
The bullets went through Celestia's tường where the other portal was placed.
Celestia: *Getting hit bởi the bullets*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: That hurt like all hell.
Derpy: Should I go to the first aid kit, and get some band aids?
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Blooper time.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Blooper song: link
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: bạn don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a một giây to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set.
Double Scoop: Are we gonna skip this?
Tom: No, I wanna watch this.
Advertisement Pony: Meadow West gets her car, and races other ponies from the intersection to the railroad crossing. But watch out, Nikki is driving her train, and bạn do not want to crash into it. The Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set. Comes with other ponies, other trains, and other cars, and bạn can also modify the town where they drag race.
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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with-
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait for me to finish.
Sean: Oh, okay.
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Alex: This color ends in purple, oh shit, I gave away the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit. This hiển thị sucks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Okay, not really. Sorry for saying that.
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Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the một giây Mexican pony* Get your đít, mông, ass over here.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Tries to open the wardrobe*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Hurry up.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I'm trying to open it, but it's stuck.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Royal Guard: She has her own shadow? I want my own shadow! Shadow is the best sonic character ever!!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first ngày of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first ngày of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst ngày of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat tiếp theo to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw bạn sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet
Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.
Tom: Hey, glad bạn could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to hiển thị bạn on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: bạn always choose automatic with your transmission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. bạn don't have to shift gears. All bạn gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.
They go up to Tom's room.
Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a một giây to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.
But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: con nhện, nhện Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are bạn sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Hello, bạn have just received another advertisement, brought to bạn bởi Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends bạn advertisements, which can...
Annoy bạn
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost bạn money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every một giây the advertisement plays.
Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send bạn a virus, which prevents bạn from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have Mất tích all faith in ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up tiếp theo is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do bạn Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no bạn don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT hoặc COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and bạn tell whether, hoặc not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
màu sắc THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare bạn know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't bạn pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if bạn please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell bạn what, let's just do màu sắc that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some thêm foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot hoặc Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! hoặc cold? Hot hot hot! hoặc cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of bạn knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot trà is hot, hoặc cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give bạn the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy âm nhạc started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and di chuyển the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if bạn want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog bạn wrote down, below. I don't know why bạn wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. bạn did write something. Let's see what bạn wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh bạn do bạn Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud ngày for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, bạn look very pleased. Let's see what bạn wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The câu hỏi was write anything, and bạn got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what bạn wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Today was just like any ordinary ngày at school. It was very boring.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: bạn spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't bạn go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our tiếp theo class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want bạn all to know that our last ngày of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a Sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: bạn know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*
Later, everyone was working on vocab.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Jesus CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, hoặc something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. bạn have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. bạn all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Derpy entered Celestia's office.
Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store this time-
A 50 weight fell on her head.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Leaves the office, and takes a left into the hallway. She walks into another room, and looks at Twilight Sparkle* LMFAO.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Bryan met up with two Mexicans.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: What's good?
Bryan: We're ready to commit antics again. I'm looking for the best firecrackers available.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: Roman candles, bottle rockets, quả anh đào, anh đào bombs, hoặc sparklers?
Bryan: Twilight told me bạn guys have a mật khẩu for "certain" firecrackers.
Certain is the password.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the một giây Mexican pony* Get your đít, mông, ass over here.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Opens a wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Pushes Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2 into the wardrobe* They want firecrackers. Come back when bạn get them! *Closes the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at the castle.
Celestia: *In the shower. Outside, several ponies are listening to her* It's been a long time since I've had a good shower. I feel like a brand new mare. I'll watch Twilight Sparkle like a hawk.
Derpy: *In the vòi hoa sen with Celestia* Should I start on your backside?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Make sure bạn get every last pore back there.
Audience: Ew! *Laughing*
Celestia: And no surprise reach arounds.
Audience: *Vomitting*
The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the shower.
Celestia: What?! What's going on?!?! There's firecrackers in here!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Later.
Jonathan: So the princess had a mishap in the vòi hoa sen this morning.
Chrysler: It's been two weeks since the last antic Twilight pulled on Celestia.
Jonathan: Things were very peaceful in those two weeks. Now who put the firecrackers in Celestia's shower?
Twilight: Man, it was me bạn idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chrysler: Why would you-
Twilight: I started a Yo Mamma contest.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Surely, bạn wouldn't do something that juvenile.
Twilight: I am.
Jonathan: *Angry* A Yo Mamma contest?! bạn couldn't think of something clever?
Twilight: Man, it was either dat, hoặc fondles for charity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Let me take one good guess, it's just a cover. You're really planning a larger antic!
Twilight: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Chewing on a piece of gum, and blows a really big bubble. It pops after hitting Harry* I'll need to borrow the kids around the bunker.
Meanwhile, in Celestia's office.
Celestia: *Looking at a portal that Derpy put on her wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What is that blue shit doing on my wall? Get that down from there! Explain your actions, right now! I can only assume Twilight sent bạn in here with that portal gun. How rude! Twilight is screwing with me again! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Meanwhile in another part of Celestia's castle, colts, and fillies were running around a small room that had seven bunk beds.
Alexis: *Looking at the colts, and fillies* Quiet bạn brats!
Audience: *Laughing*
Colts & Fillies: *Be quiet*
Alexis: Gather around.
Colts & Fillies: *Get close to Alexis*
Alexis: As bạn all know, Princess Celestia just got her PS4, and now has Gran Turismo 6.
Colts & Fillies: Yay!!
Alexis: bạn want to play, right?
Colts & Fillies: Yeah.
Outside of Celestia's castle, and in the town of Canterlot, things were turning into shit.
Rich Ponies: *Pushing a trolley* We're rich. We shouldn't be doing this. That's why we invented slaves!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Old Stallion: *Looking at teenage ponies working on an anti aircraft gun. One of them is his son*
10 năm Old Colt: *Angry at his dad* We're working on an antic here.
Old Stallion: How old are you? *Looks at colt* Twelve? *Looks at another colt* And you, thirteen? Aren't bạn lot too young to be playing pranks on the princess?
16 năm Old Stallion: So what if we are? Why do bạn care?
Old Stallion: Twilight has bạn brain washed.
16 năm Old Stallion: She asked us nicely to help. In return, she's giving us gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
16 năm Old Stallion: You'd be a fool to turn down gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: We had two weeks of peace, and quiet, and bạn kids are ruining it. The last thing we need is to have Celestia clawing her own eyes out.
15 năm Old Mare: We need our dose of lolz.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: If bạn don't like reality, why don't bạn just run off to Pleasure Island?
10 năm Old Colt: Ugh, bạn suck! *Runs 100 miles an giờ to Pleasure Island*
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: Okay then.. Fine. But if she finally loses her sanity, I'll know who to blame. *Walks away*
Back at Celestia's castle.
Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Royal Guard: Your momma is so stupid, she got Mất tích at a supermarket, and starved to death.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Skeletor was ordering a pizza, bánh pizza with Jenny.
Skeletor: I want the entire hàng đầu, đầu trang of the pizza, bánh pizza to be engulfed in anchovies. Olives are for dicks.
Timothy: *Walks into the room*
Skeletor: I'm sure I don't have to tell bạn where I am.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Goodbye. *Hangs up, and walks to Timothy* bạn ready? Jenny, I want bạn to start nghề viết văn this down. I want this verbal smackdown to be historical.
Jenny: *Gets paper, and a pencil ready*
Skeletor: *Looks at Timothy* Your mother finally let bạn out of the house?
Timothy: At least my mother actually has a house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so poor, she got evicted from a cardboard box.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Your momma is so ugly, her chó have to take her for a walk every now, and again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so ugly, everypony goes trick hoặc treating as her yearbook photo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: What about how bald your momma is? She makes Michael Jordan look like Zach Galifianakis.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: I looked at her scalp, and saw the future.
Timothy: *Stunned*
Skeletor: Yeah. Not much to say now, right? I'm running this show!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Walks away*
In Celestia's rant room.
Celestia: *Shouting* I can't believe you're all talking about my family!! Harry's mom is so stupid, she almost decapitated herself with a marshmallow!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Your momma is so stupid she heard there were illegal aliens, and looked up for UFO's!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Your momma is hideous!!! She makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like The Mona Lisa!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs her hoof on her desk* Who else?!!?
Everyone stayed silent.
At dinner.
Skeletor: Princess, that was some of the best ownage I've ever seen.
Celestia: Right now, I'm wondering what that clown was planning with all of those Yo Momma jokes going around the castle. I would have liked to insult her mother. She's the only one in the bunker I know that completely deserves it, but enough of these shenanigans.
Royal Guard: *Walks in with a package*
Celestia: The keys to my new Ford. *Takes the package* I heard the Focus was a really good model, so I bought one.
After dinner, Celestia was walking into her office when this happened.
Celestia: *Falls through a hole in the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at her office.
Celestia: That's it!! Send an extermination squad to kill her when she least expects it! Vengeance!! Annihilate that Twilight! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
In Ponyville.
Royal Guards: Twilight Sparkle, bạn are underarrest.
Twilight: Wuuuut?
Royal Guard: Orders from Celestia. She's pissed off, because bạn dug a hole in her room.
Twilight: Bite me. It was a bunch of kids that did it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Royal Guards: *Preparing their assault rifles*
Twilight: *Opens a portal on her chest* Gotcha!!!!
Royal Guards: *Shoot into the portal*
The bullets went through Celestia's tường where the other portal was placed.
Celestia: *Getting hit bởi the bullets*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: That hurt like all hell.
Derpy: Should I go to the first aid kit, and get some band aids?
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Blooper time.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Blooper song: link
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: bạn don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a một giây to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set.
Double Scoop: Are we gonna skip this?
Tom: No, I wanna watch this.
Advertisement Pony: Meadow West gets her car, and races other ponies from the intersection to the railroad crossing. But watch out, Nikki is driving her train, and bạn do not want to crash into it. The Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set. Comes with other ponies, other trains, and other cars, and bạn can also modify the town where they drag race.
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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with-
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait for me to finish.
Sean: Oh, okay.
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Alex: This color ends in purple, oh shit, I gave away the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit. This hiển thị sucks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Okay, not really. Sorry for saying that.
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Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the một giây Mexican pony* Get your đít, mông, ass over here.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Tries to open the wardrobe*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Hurry up.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I'm trying to open it, but it's stuck.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Royal Guard: She has her own shadow? I want my own shadow! Shadow is the best sonic character ever!!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see bạn again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I đã đưa ý kiến YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do bạn mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the hiển thị today! BYE! I HOPE bạn ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy chịu, gấu and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. bạn hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as bạn can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say bạn were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ngẫu nhiên person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive bạn cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ngẫu nhiên girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If bạn are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If bạn are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz hoặc dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy chịu, gấu and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. bạn hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as bạn can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say bạn were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ngẫu nhiên person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive bạn cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ngẫu nhiên girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If bạn are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If bạn are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz hoặc dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the tiếp theo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told bạn I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell bạn again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can bạn tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the tiếp theo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told bạn I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell bạn again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can bạn tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
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just because bạn tình yêu someone else doesn't mean bạn have to break one thêm heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how bạn look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, bạn can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if bạn dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
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life is precious with who your with, not with who bạn want to be with.
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why be who your not, when bạn can enjoy being who bạn are.
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