#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: bạn know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!
#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS tình yêu YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN bạn DO THIS TO ME!!!
#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!
#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:
Jon: Oh hi, Just Leaving, I'm *blows whistle* RAPE!!!
#5:
Jon (singing): BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! D&D WILL! GIVE YOU! AAAAAAAIDS! THEN YOU'LL GO TO HELL WITH ALL THE CATHOLICS AND JEWS AND PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING WITH SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!
#6:
Nitro: ARE bạn READY TO RPG?!
Jon (taking out an RPG-7): Oh, motherfucker, I was born ready!
Nitro: Then let's get ready to RPG!!!
Party: RPG! RPG! RPG!
Jon: Well if bạn say so!
(Fires a rocket at Marcie and Debbie)
(Cue a shout of "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!" followed bởi a building exploding)
#7:
Jon (singing): PLAAAYIN' GAMES WITH AN EVIL WITCH WOMAN "WHO'S DEFINITELY COLLEGE AGE", WAIT, WHY DID THAT GUY JUST BLOW SMOKE OUT OF HIS FACE?! THAT'S WEIRD... When bạn die in the game, bạn die in real life, except ya don't, bạn go back to your dorm and play some GTA V!!
#8:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest bạn read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming hoặc killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that...
#9:
Woman: (Holds up an egg) This is your brain.
Jon: No it's not.
Woman: (Holds up a frying pan) And this is heroin.
Jon: No it's not. It's an egg and a pan.
Woman: This is what happens to your brain. (Smashes the egg with the frying pan)
Jon: No, that's what happens when bạn smash a-a egg with a pan.
#10:
Woman: I didn't go around calling myself a farter.
Jon: Well that's probably a good thing, I don't know if bạn wanna go around doing that, calling yourself that.
Woman: In my head, I was a social farter.
Jon: (Puzzled look)
Woman: I only farted occasionally.
Jon: I'm getting uncomfortable, I don't really like this, can we turn this one off?
Woman: And my boyfriend called me out on it.
Jon: And good on him. He's taking it right where it matters.
#11:
Jon: Whoa, shit dude, that alien just lấy trộm, đánh cắp that dude's chicck!!
#12:
Dad character: My real name, is Hacket.. James Anthony Hackett, Jimmy.
Jon: Jimbo, Jim-Jar, sometimes down at the pub they'd call me Dan, but my name isn't "Dan". I was once visited bởi an alien species. They referred to me as [cue incomprehensible distortion]. I've never been able to unhear hoặc unsee that.
#13:
Phil Swift: Flex Tape, the super strong waterproof tape. (slaps it on đài phun nước hole, stopping the water from getting though) that could easily patch, bond, sheel, and repair.
(close up of Phil slapping the tape on the hole, to "Ghost tình yêu Score")
Tour ette's guy: OHHHH, SHIT!!
#14:
L.O.G.: In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible.
(Record Needle Scratch)
Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! bạn JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!
(cut to a fat Banjo running and picking up coins at a horrendously slow pace)
Jon: HAHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE BANJO-KAZOOIE WAS TOTALLY "THIS" TEDIOUS! (cut to black) (Jon's voice far away) HOLY SHIT!
#15:
Jon: We get it, Rareware! bạn used to be cool! Can-can bạn get on with it? STOP!.. STOP IT!.. STOP TAUNTING ME!
#16: Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, but upon release day, bạn were greeted with MARIO CITY SIMULATOR?! AND THEN bạn TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "UHHH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? BRB, MAKIN' LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!"
#17:
Jon: BAD!! BAD SNAKE!! BAD!!
#18:
Jerry: Aw man, bạn and your dumb hobbies.
Jon [voiceover]: Yea, fuck bạn for being interested in things, bạn stupid bitch!
#19:
Jon: Oh megistic. Yeah all that's missing is a sign saying "Defiently not haunted"
#20:
Jon: Can we get to the romantic subplot already? Please?!
[Cut to đã đưa ý kiến subplot]
Rod (boring voice): I work at a starter company called MCT Software. Got the stock option. Hopefully, if the company makes it big by-
Jon: NEVER MIND, I TAKE IT BACK!!
#21:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real thuyền with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did bạn order two meals and not eat one of them? bạn just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the Titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#22:
Jon: She's sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire the emergency writers! (tosses a bunch of script pages out the window)
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: bạn know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!
#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS tình yêu YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN bạn DO THIS TO ME!!!
#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!
#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:
Jon: Oh hi, Just Leaving, I'm *blows whistle* RAPE!!!
#5:
Jon (singing): BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! BLOOOOOOOOOD DICE! D&D WILL! GIVE YOU! AAAAAAAIDS! THEN YOU'LL GO TO HELL WITH ALL THE CATHOLICS AND JEWS AND PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING WITH SATAAAAAAAAAN!!!
#6:
Nitro: ARE bạn READY TO RPG?!
Jon (taking out an RPG-7): Oh, motherfucker, I was born ready!
Nitro: Then let's get ready to RPG!!!
Party: RPG! RPG! RPG!
Jon: Well if bạn say so!
(Fires a rocket at Marcie and Debbie)
(Cue a shout of "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!" followed bởi a building exploding)
#7:
Jon (singing): PLAAAYIN' GAMES WITH AN EVIL WITCH WOMAN "WHO'S DEFINITELY COLLEGE AGE", WAIT, WHY DID THAT GUY JUST BLOW SMOKE OUT OF HIS FACE?! THAT'S WEIRD... When bạn die in the game, bạn die in real life, except ya don't, bạn go back to your dorm and play some GTA V!!
#8:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest bạn read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming hoặc killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that...
#9:
Woman: (Holds up an egg) This is your brain.
Jon: No it's not.
Woman: (Holds up a frying pan) And this is heroin.
Jon: No it's not. It's an egg and a pan.
Woman: This is what happens to your brain. (Smashes the egg with the frying pan)
Jon: No, that's what happens when bạn smash a-a egg with a pan.
#10:
Woman: I didn't go around calling myself a farter.
Jon: Well that's probably a good thing, I don't know if bạn wanna go around doing that, calling yourself that.
Woman: In my head, I was a social farter.
Jon: (Puzzled look)
Woman: I only farted occasionally.
Jon: I'm getting uncomfortable, I don't really like this, can we turn this one off?
Woman: And my boyfriend called me out on it.
Jon: And good on him. He's taking it right where it matters.
#11:
Jon: Whoa, shit dude, that alien just lấy trộm, đánh cắp that dude's chicck!!
#12:
Dad character: My real name, is Hacket.. James Anthony Hackett, Jimmy.
Jon: Jimbo, Jim-Jar, sometimes down at the pub they'd call me Dan, but my name isn't "Dan". I was once visited bởi an alien species. They referred to me as [cue incomprehensible distortion]. I've never been able to unhear hoặc unsee that.
#13:
Phil Swift: Flex Tape, the super strong waterproof tape. (slaps it on đài phun nước hole, stopping the water from getting though) that could easily patch, bond, sheel, and repair.
(close up of Phil slapping the tape on the hole, to "Ghost tình yêu Score")
Tour ette's guy: OHHHH, SHIT!!
#14:
L.O.G.: In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible.
(Record Needle Scratch)
Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! bạn JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!
(cut to a fat Banjo running and picking up coins at a horrendously slow pace)
Jon: HAHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE BANJO-KAZOOIE WAS TOTALLY "THIS" TEDIOUS! (cut to black) (Jon's voice far away) HOLY SHIT!
#15:
Jon: We get it, Rareware! bạn used to be cool! Can-can bạn get on with it? STOP!.. STOP IT!.. STOP TAUNTING ME!
#16: Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, but upon release day, bạn were greeted with MARIO CITY SIMULATOR?! AND THEN bạn TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "UHHH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? BRB, MAKIN' LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!"
#17:
Jon: BAD!! BAD SNAKE!! BAD!!
#18:
Jerry: Aw man, bạn and your dumb hobbies.
Jon [voiceover]: Yea, fuck bạn for being interested in things, bạn stupid bitch!
#19:
Jon: Oh megistic. Yeah all that's missing is a sign saying "Defiently not haunted"
#20:
Jon: Can we get to the romantic subplot already? Please?!
[Cut to đã đưa ý kiến subplot]
Rod (boring voice): I work at a starter company called MCT Software. Got the stock option. Hopefully, if the company makes it big by-
Jon: NEVER MIND, I TAKE IT BACK!!
#21:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real thuyền with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did bạn order two meals and not eat one of them? bạn just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the Titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#22:
Jon: She's sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire the emergency writers! (tosses a bunch of script pages out the window)
Just đọc some of the Kẻ hủy diệt trích dẫn through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash ngày tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. bạn might get annoyed bởi it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash ngày tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. bạn might get annoyed bởi it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
When bạn turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
This is a My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony người hâm mộ fiction. If bạn do not like talking ngựa that come in different colors, run for your life.
Song: link
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, bạn will all be transferred...
continue reading...
Song: link
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, bạn will all be transferred...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started bởi a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new biểu tượng he created. This angered millions, and chẻ, phân chia, split the My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
