"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, bạn need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS bài viết MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that bạn want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that bạn don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an bài viết maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. bạn won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass bài viết be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly hiển thị your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at nghề viết văn articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the các bình luận below, and I hope bạn enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If bạn need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, bạn know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to hiển thị just how much effort bạn put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
