(NOTE: This entire bài viết is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)
xin chào everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other ngày on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my thông tin các nhân really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded bởi now. I mean, busy company hoặc not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told bạn guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't bạn just try getting them the way bạn were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. bạn asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are bạn guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET bạn tiếp theo TIME FANPOP, tiếp theo TIME!
xin chào everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other ngày on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my thông tin các nhân really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded bởi now. I mean, busy company hoặc not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told bạn guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't bạn just try getting them the way bạn were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. bạn asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are bạn guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET bạn tiếp theo TIME FANPOP, tiếp theo TIME!
1.) Start saying the các câu hỏi really loudly and if they try to tell bạn to be quite say "shhh this is a test bạn know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering ngẫu nhiên numbers to the person tiếp theo to bạn and then when the teacher tells bạn off say "They made me give them the các câu trả lời hoặc they đã đưa ý kiến they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at bạn say "What are bạn lookin at!" hoặc "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the bàn and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have bạn been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering ngẫu nhiên numbers to the person tiếp theo to bạn and then when the teacher tells bạn off say "They made me give them the các câu trả lời hoặc they đã đưa ý kiến they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at bạn say "What are bạn lookin at!" hoặc "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the bàn and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have bạn been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Những câu chuyện về rồng now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
hoặc there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your lâu đài in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads bạn to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Những câu chuyện về rồng now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
hoặc there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your lâu đài in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads bạn to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can bạn believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how bạn respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can bạn believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how bạn respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE bạn AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING bạn 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T bạn EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO bạn BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF hoặc I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the hiển thị earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE bạn AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING bạn 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T bạn EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO bạn BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF hoặc I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the hiển thị earlyer!Bye!
The End
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying trang chủ and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING bởi TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go bởi car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying trang chủ and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING bởi TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go bởi car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
i tình yêu cereal yes i do
i tình yêu cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i tình yêu cerial yes i do i tình yêu cerial bạn better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if bạn can't have crealeal
do not steal
i tình yêu creal yes we do i tình yêu ceral bạn should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i tình yêu ccerale yes i do
i tình yêu crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some ngẫu nhiên songs bạn made up plz commet
i tình yêu cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i tình yêu cerial yes i do i tình yêu cerial bạn better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if bạn can't have crealeal
do not steal
i tình yêu creal yes we do i tình yêu ceral bạn should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i tình yêu ccerale yes i do
i tình yêu crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some ngẫu nhiên songs bạn made up plz commet
2.if u r on your peroid hoặc nawt!!
3.Who bạn talk 2 on the phone
4.THat bạn are super jelous hoặc other girls (or boys)
5.That bạn hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up bạn will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That bạn have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart bạn are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!