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In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up bởi itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind bạn once bạn get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a một giây thought,it wasn't until the fifth năm that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months cách đây i was trang chủ alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace. i had been upstairs playing on my Playstation when the house phone rang,normally i would answer the one i had upstairs but i had unplugged the charger and it died, i ran downstairs in order to answer the phone, my two chó that were up there with me were still at my heels,i picked up the phone, 1-800 service of course. i let the chó out back i remember vaguely what happened,i opened the door 3 beeps from the alarm system notified me then i closed it, before going back upstairs i went to the bathroom,while i was using the bathroom i heard 3 beeps notifying me that a door has been opened, i didn't give it a một giây thought because i assumed my parents had just got home,accept i didn't hear their footsteps,and there were no voices. i got out of the bathroom and checked all three doors, the front door was locked the nhà để xe door was locked and the back door was unlocked but my chó who were 2 husky's would not have let a stranger in without attacking them, i let them both in and locked the door,maybe i just imagined it, i did have a Pretty vivid imagination,i do get a little paranoid when i am trang chủ alone it wasn't out of the câu hỏi hell maybe i didn't close the back door all the way who knows,what i do know is that all the doors were locked hoặc guarded bởi chó when my parents left,it wasn't long after that when i would wake up in the morning the door would be wide open,sure it would do that once hoặc twice over the course of living here but i was still creeped out.but recently its been opened in the morning at least once a week,so i told my parents and they got a latch for it to keep it closed,this was such a relief. for about three weeks the door was never opened then one ngày i came trang chủ from school and the latch was laying on the ground tiếp theo to the open door that's when i started sleeping with a dao, con dao on my bedside table, i put the latch back on but every time i put it on and leave it for a few hours and when i came back it would fall off,i was scared and i didn't hide it from my parents, i told them time and time again that the door was still opening but they will tell me its a cheap latch and to get over it,i was almost 18 and had to give up the fear of the dark soon,accept it wasn't the darkness i was scared of.i was scared of whoever was living in that crawlspace.one ngày i went down for lunch when my parents just both stared at me,i asked what was wrong and if i had something in my teeth and they just kept looking at me,as if i did something to be ashamed of. "we heard bạn last night" my father said, "heard me doing what? Snoring? i'm sorry its just that i have had trouble slee. "No not snoring we heard bạn in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp last night it didn't help that bạn were slamming the fridge door waking everybody up if your hungry during the nights just eat thêm bữa tối, bữa ăn tối bạn know we have plenty of thực phẩm so bạn don't have to starve yourself" he finished, "dad i didn't get up last night i didn't i think i would remember if i had" "oh really? bạn didn't?" he đã đưa ý kiến like i was trying to fool him but i wasn't, "yeah dad it wasn't me" "don't lie to me" "i'm not i swear" "maybe bạn were sleepwalking? it sounded just the way bạn walk when bạn go to the bathroom at night and i could of swore i heard your door open" "dad i hadn't sleepwalked in years bạn know that" that's when the realty of this hit me "well bạn like quả anh đào, anh đào cô ca so unless it was that damn ghost in the crawlspace,i don't know who else it could of been" and checking his phone "shit i am going to be late, i tình yêu bạn son stop starving yourself" and with that he left closing the door behind him, 3 beeps i didn't sleep much after that, most nights i would have the tv on and just look at the door latch locked and all i still had school so i would stay up till 4 knowing that if i had to stay up the tiếp theo night i would kill myself. but even then i would sleep for 2 hours and when i woke up the door would be open latch laying on the ground beside it,then the door would be opened every morning,i decided that i had to do something about it once and for all,the night came and it was 4 am i turned of my tv and i was laying on my bed,waiting. about 30 giây later,the first push came,slow and strong then another and another, on the forth push the latch felled to the ground and the door opened,i waited looking at the door,a head poked out whoever was in there may have been human but i don't think so,i lights were of so i can't be sure,the door was all the way opened,it made its way out head first using his arms to drag him through the opening, when he was out i can see a thin hairless man. i can hear my tim, trái tim beating and it could hear it too, it turned its head and it was looking at me walking closer to the bed,it made its way to where i was,i dared not to open my eyes i could hear it sniffing in the air, it was beside me, i heard him open his mouth and closed it. soon he crawled on all fours back to the crawlspace making itself trang chủ in the crawlspace and it closed the door.i didn't sleep for the rest of the night and when it was an toàn, két an toàn to come out i didn't leave my bed, "ALEX get out of giường your going to be late for school" my dad yelled i then heard him leave, 3 beeps after that i heard a noise at the door and then..... it opened.
Mm, oh
I feel oh so glamorous, looking super fabulous
Sometimes I’m insecure, something I can’t ignore
All the flashy cameras, try my best to handle it
I’m just the girl tiếp theo door, I can hear the rumors take off
All the girls in the club got their eyes on me
I can tell bởi the look that they want to be
Be hot, hot, hot like that
But it’s not, not, no it’s not like that
All the girls in the club got their eyes on me
They put me down ‘cause of jealousy
But I’m not, not, I’m not that girl
And it’s not, not, no it’s not my world
So many girls be checkin’ my style
Checkin’ my style, checkin’...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no câu hỏi chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no thêm that he đã đưa ý kiến she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no thêm that he đã đưa ý kiến she said
He đã đưa ý kiến girl...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If bạn wanna dance let’s di chuyển it
If bạn wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If bạn want the world bạn got it
If bạn want the girl bạn got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If bạn want it all bạn got it
Can bạn hear me call bạn got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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Am sure bạn all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people bởi where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out video about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that bởi just looking at the title, bạn know it was made bởi someone who lacks a soul. here is the tiêu đề of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when bạn think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if bạn could hear my tim, trái tim in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when bạn wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as bạn fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
hoặc maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I tình yêu you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always bạn and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his thịt ba rọi, thịt xông khói to a 10 năm old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic bạn have to dial 62442 to get...
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Here is a ngẫu nhiên game I saw online. Just think of ngẫu nhiên ways bạn can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks bạn can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Những người bạn do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to ngẫu nhiên people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles hát the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If bạn can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying bởi the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If bạn pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of bạn who have lived in New Mexico, bạn know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying ngẫu nhiên stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some ngẫu nhiên application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. bạn have no means to do so. bạn cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien bạn know!!...
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posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a rượu vodka, vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a cà chua box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty sách for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a cua, con cua stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat mỳ ống, mì ống with...
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If bạn get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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    Time and không gian are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou tình yêu life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while bạn try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If bạn want time, bạn must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend bạn take care of the phút and...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain bạn understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help bạn concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, bạn can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help bạn concentrate. If your friend shows bạn his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope bạn are getting use to this hiển thị cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did bạn say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope bạn enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST ngôi sao ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
posted by keEeEeToOo
The adventure began when Jenny sat tiếp theo to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....
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1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who các bình luận and says bad things about my Những người bạn (no matter if they are boys hoặc girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to hiển thị his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what bạn are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. chanh Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple nước ép, nước trái cây

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add chanh Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water hoặc ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated sữa in the largest máy trộn bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in máy trộn until stiff peaks form.

Now bạn are half way there.

tiếp theo add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
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