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In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up bởi itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind bạn once bạn get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a một giây thought,it wasn't until the fifth năm that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months cách đây i was trang chủ alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace. i had been upstairs playing on my Playstation when the house phone rang,normally i would answer the one i had upstairs but i had unplugged the charger and it died, i ran downstairs in order to answer the phone, my two chó that were up there with me were still at my heels,i picked up the phone, 1-800 service of course. i let the chó out back i remember vaguely what happened,i opened the door 3 beeps from the alarm system notified me then i closed it, before going back upstairs i went to the bathroom,while i was using the bathroom i heard 3 beeps notifying me that a door has been opened, i didn't give it a một giây thought because i assumed my parents had just got home,accept i didn't hear their footsteps,and there were no voices. i got out of the bathroom and checked all three doors, the front door was locked the nhà để xe door was locked and the back door was unlocked but my chó who were 2 husky's would not have let a stranger in without attacking them, i let them both in and locked the door,maybe i just imagined it, i did have a Pretty vivid imagination,i do get a little paranoid when i am trang chủ alone it wasn't out of the câu hỏi hell maybe i didn't close the back door all the way who knows,what i do know is that all the doors were locked hoặc guarded bởi chó when my parents left,it wasn't long after that when i would wake up in the morning the door would be wide open,sure it would do that once hoặc twice over the course of living here but i was still creeped out.but recently its been opened in the morning at least once a week,so i told my parents and they got a latch for it to keep it closed,this was such a relief. for about three weeks the door was never opened then one ngày i came trang chủ from school and the latch was laying on the ground tiếp theo to the open door that's when i started sleeping with a dao, con dao on my bedside table, i put the latch back on but every time i put it on and leave it for a few hours and when i came back it would fall off,i was scared and i didn't hide it from my parents, i told them time and time again that the door was still opening but they will tell me its a cheap latch and to get over it,i was almost 18 and had to give up the fear of the dark soon,accept it wasn't the darkness i was scared of.i was scared of whoever was living in that crawlspace.one ngày i went down for lunch when my parents just both stared at me,i asked what was wrong and if i had something in my teeth and they just kept looking at me,as if i did something to be ashamed of. "we heard bạn last night" my father said, "heard me doing what? Snoring? i'm sorry its just that i have had trouble slee. "No not snoring we heard bạn in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp last night it didn't help that bạn were slamming the fridge door waking everybody up if your hungry during the nights just eat thêm bữa tối, bữa ăn tối bạn know we have plenty of thực phẩm so bạn don't have to starve yourself" he finished, "dad i didn't get up last night i didn't i think i would remember if i had" "oh really? bạn didn't?" he đã đưa ý kiến like i was trying to fool him but i wasn't, "yeah dad it wasn't me" "don't lie to me" "i'm not i swear" "maybe bạn were sleepwalking? it sounded just the way bạn walk when bạn go to the bathroom at night and i could of swore i heard your door open" "dad i hadn't sleepwalked in years bạn know that" that's when the realty of this hit me "well bạn like quả anh đào, anh đào cô ca so unless it was that damn ghost in the crawlspace,i don't know who else it could of been" and checking his phone "shit i am going to be late, i tình yêu bạn son stop starving yourself" and with that he left closing the door behind him, 3 beeps i didn't sleep much after that, most nights i would have the tv on and just look at the door latch locked and all i still had school so i would stay up till 4 knowing that if i had to stay up the tiếp theo night i would kill myself. but even then i would sleep for 2 hours and when i woke up the door would be open latch laying on the ground beside it,then the door would be opened every morning,i decided that i had to do something about it once and for all,the night came and it was 4 am i turned of my tv and i was laying on my bed,waiting. about 30 giây later,the first push came,slow and strong then another and another, on the forth push the latch felled to the ground and the door opened,i waited looking at the door,a head poked out whoever was in there may have been human but i don't think so,i lights were of so i can't be sure,the door was all the way opened,it made its way out head first using his arms to drag him through the opening, when he was out i can see a thin hairless man. i can hear my tim, trái tim beating and it could hear it too, it turned its head and it was looking at me walking closer to the bed,it made its way to where i was,i dared not to open my eyes i could hear it sniffing in the air, it was beside me, i heard him open his mouth and closed it. soon he crawled on all fours back to the crawlspace making itself trang chủ in the crawlspace and it closed the door.i didn't sleep for the rest of the night and when it was an toàn, két an toàn to come out i didn't leave my bed, "ALEX get out of giường your going to be late for school" my dad yelled i then heard him leave, 3 beeps after that i heard a noise at the door and then..... it opened.
dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, một giây i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her thắt lưng, vành đai serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got trang chủ my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started đọc it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 một giây later i hear my mother scream off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of her lungs LILLY GET bạn BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she đã đưa ý kiến uuummm my homework...
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posted by kinga10111
..... ngẫu nhiên Facts .....

If bạn have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, bạn have $1.19. bạn also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest ngẫu nhiên speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A cá mập is the only cá that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are thêm chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's cà tím is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids bởi their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no bạn ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these trích dẫn are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring bạn back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in tình yêu and bạn get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the tình yêu bạn have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are bạn OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "Trick hoặc treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if bạn know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When bạn see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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posted by spunkyonyx
xin chào guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the nguồn if available. Any others bạn may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have thêm zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As bạn can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did bạn ever walk in a room and forget why bạn walked in? I think that’s how chó spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with bạn for Halloween

4. hiển thị him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile hoặc if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are bạn ready to tham gia us now?
Hands in the air, we will hiển thị bạn how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and di chuyển your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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There is a topless bức ảnh of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied bởi some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged bức ảnh of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” đã đưa ý kiến her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
posted by ShiningsTar542
If bạn think bạn đọc all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real người hâm mộ Twilight fan, wait until bạn read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega người hâm mộ of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years cách đây when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been tình yêu with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here bạn go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet bạn didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long cách đây me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and đã đưa ý kiến "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years hoặc so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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This is my danh sách of phim chiếu rạp from best to worst. Please take notice that this bài viết is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like hoặc dislike any of the phim chiếu rạp that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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(CREATED bởi RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can xóa the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused bởi Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a tim, trái tim attack; his tim, trái tim lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for bạn today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted bởi the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate động vật that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Những người bạn with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a cún yêu, con chó con at the time.

bạn would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two động vật connected from the first moment. Now the two động vật are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.