1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them bạn can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door tiếp theo to bạn saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a bàn on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks bạn if bạn know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call pizza, bánh pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza, bánh pizza 5 phút before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A năm AGO!
13) Dress up as a con vịt, vịt and throw bánh mỳ, bánh mì at people and say,"HOW DO bạn LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a trái chuối, chuối and say that bạn want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet bạn are wondering why I have gathered bạn here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes bởi yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
2) Call someone to tell them bạn can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door tiếp theo to bạn saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a bàn on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks bạn if bạn know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call pizza, bánh pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza, bánh pizza 5 phút before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A năm AGO!
13) Dress up as a con vịt, vịt and throw bánh mỳ, bánh mì at people and say,"HOW DO bạn LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a trái chuối, chuối and say that bạn want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet bạn are wondering why I have gathered bạn here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes bởi yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't người hâm mộ anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their thông tin các nhân and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.
On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.
On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave bạn hanging. I think my tiêu đề is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's đã đưa ý kiến that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way hoặc another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
Thanksgiving is my yêu thích holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, bạn get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are bạn ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
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"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
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"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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